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Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.

Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word

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My favorite D&D trope at the table is pretending modern works exist in game, but as a different medium, like the play "ultimate mortem" (Die Hard), or Shakespeare just being canon because it's time period accurate

Remember when toaks said "it's toaksin' time" and then toaked all over the place

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Take 3: it finally works... Alright with an added module which automatically launches the minecart if it arrives and the chest is empty. Actually this design sucks but it's functional enough for what I need

Success!

Worked on it more, and a random bug broke the entire working machine. It needs to be fixed

No joy quite like saying "I should make a super smelter!", starting to work on it, getting lost on the redstone, going into a test world, testing ideas, getting lost on ideas, looking up tutorials, tutorials are way too complicated or way too simple, and giving up on the idea

Worked on it more, and a random bug broke the entire working machine. It needs to be fixed

No joy quite like saying "I should make a super smelter!", starting to work on it, getting lost on the redstone, going into a test world, testing ideas, getting lost on ideas, looking up tutorials, tutorials are way too complicated or way too simple, and giving up on the idea

No joy quite like saying "I should make a super smelter!", starting to work on it, getting lost on the redstone, going into a test world, testing ideas, getting lost on ideas, looking up tutorials, tutorials are way too complicated or way too simple, and giving up on the idea

Got to play Helldivers 2 with one of my good friends last night and I joined his game not knowing that it was a helldive on bots

Difficulty has changed a lot since I last played helldive I guess (I was there for Malevelon Creek) but it was actually really fun. I wouldn’t go as far as saying it was easy, but there were only a few moments where we were fully overwhelmed.

I seriously love HD2. Nothing quite like taking out a base with 2 bullets and no grenades, stratagems, or stims

For Super Earth!

Talk about click bait 🤦

made a video about this: https://youtu.be/NiL7qc6uDfM

Yay! New scratch upda—

AI? Really? AI? They want to inspire creativity and they are including AI? How on earth will AI help kids create? If anything, it will stop the learning process because, instead of creating art or code that is creative and requires skill, kids will just write a prompt.

in case you missed it

a new position on the scratch foundation’s website went up recently, and the job description confirms that scratch 4.0 is in development. says it’ll feature a “re-imagined online community and creative ai”… whatever that means

no word of a release date, but that’s understandable. i’m actually kind of excited for this, i feel like scratch’s online community hasn’t been working super well recently so hopefully this’ll fix some of those issues. as for the ai thing… please no. so many things can go wrong with that…

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59371b611e5b6cbaaa211ff9/t/67211c6ce386eb15e68bc5bb/1730223212541/Senior+Back-End+Engineer.pdf

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New day, getting my braces off, seeing my gf, nothing could drag me down right now!

What 😶

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Not if I commit fraud!

LEAK: According to recent polls, George Washington will not win today’s presidential election.

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My braces come off in 2 days

Yay! New scratch upda—

AI? Really? AI? They want to inspire creativity and they are including AI? How on earth will AI help kids create? If anything, it will stop the learning process because, instead of creating art or code that is creative and requires skill, kids will just write a prompt.

in case you missed it

a new position on the scratch foundation’s website went up recently, and the job description confirms that scratch 4.0 is in development. says it’ll feature a “re-imagined online community and creative ai”… whatever that means

no word of a release date, but that’s understandable. i’m actually kind of excited for this, i feel like scratch’s online community hasn’t been working super well recently so hopefully this’ll fix some of those issues. as for the ai thing… please no. so many things can go wrong with that…

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59371b611e5b6cbaaa211ff9/t/67211c6ce386eb15e68bc5bb/1730223212541/Senior+Back-End+Engineer.pdf

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Merry Christmas

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The best project I have ever made is an assignment for world history, where I made a platformer in Scratch about Alexander Graham Bell. The code is HEAVENLY good and the gameplay is surprisingly solid. Everything works really well

Out of all of my passion projects, a school assignment is the best thing I have ever made 💀

do you guys ever start kinda laughing when your code finally works and it works great

Guys it's tax day the sequel!

There is going to be a 50% chance you, yes, you, are going to federal cheese shoveling prison

📰 OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

As part of our manifesto, I planned to do many things to keep our nation silly. And I’m keeping them, here’s some progress.

Our 12th point in the manifesto was to “Triple cheese production quotas and fill every easily accessible cave system in the continental United States with cheese. Finish what Missouri started!”. And we are doing this with at a rapid, not just have we reached our triple cheese production quota goal, we’re already filling up our cave systems with it!

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Another manifesto point we made was point 17; “Replace the Senate with a 24/7 all you can eat buffet” and I am happy to report that the senate is now a 24/7 all you can eat buffet. Filled to the brim with excellent cuisine, the Senate Stuff-Your-Face Buffet is our nation’s latest and greatest in all things food, yummy!

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We’ll continue to fulfil our campaign promises to ensure the silliness of our nation is preserved.

PRESS RELEASE ENDS

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My tinnitus won't shut up

What did I do to get this condition I don't remember getting ear damage fresh from the womb

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