Shout out to the voronoi texture, it's just by far the best texture for stylization and has so many uses
There is no way this could go wrong, so I approve full funding of this idea
uhhh crap yeah right I’m supposed to be the secretary of transport I forgot about that uhhhhhh
HIGH SPEED BUS LANES (definitely did not steal that idea from The Onion)
Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
This is, by far, the best prank I've ever seen
It's on par with the hiding of Ronald McDonald around my house
At 9:08pm, while watching an Australian port of an English game show…
Dad: “. . . Landon, why is there an Apple Pencil on the ceiling-”
Sister: “Noooo, noooo, take it down, it's creepy!”
It stayed hidden for about 4 hours. I can't guarantee that it won't show up in another weird place . . .
These earbuds peak
You can control them straight from the earbuds instead of opening your phone. Peak!!! 
Got my pixel buds pro 2 and the active noise cancelling has already gotten my mom mad at me
10/10 very good 
/srs
Got my pixel buds pro 2 and the active noise cancelling has already gotten my mom mad at me
10/10 very good 
I am tweaking rn all I did was waste an hour
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DMV
They did not tell us I needed a new vision form or special drive test because of my eyesight so I'll have to wait up to 3+ months for a test
Homecoming was nice 
Anyways there are so many inconsistencies in the MCU I hate it I hate that it tried so hard and fails so hard even pre endgame