Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
@president can you spread awareness about this thanks
With the funds raised from the taxes so many wasters filed, I am reaching out to any recognized office of the Crack House that may be seeking money. Please contact me in the comments of this post for more information.
With the funds raised from the taxes so many wasters filed, I am reaching out to any recognized office of the Crack House that may be seeking money. Please contact me in the comments of this post for more information.
Having nitro for a month has been interesting
Besides having theme withdrawals here's what I learned:
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emojis are nice. This can be worked around by having a folder of .PNGs though.
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bigger file size is the only worthwhile no workaround feature. So glad it's no longer 8 for standard though
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workaround: post the file in a boosted server where you get bigger uploads and then link the media
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custom profile stuff is cool but it is debatable if it really matters
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higher stream quality doesn't really matter (internet speed is the bottleneck on that most of the time anyway)
Overall 5/10; the features presented are cool but they are grossly overpriced for what a standard user will use
4 months 
She said yes!!! I have a gf now 
:)))
I think I'm going to ask her tomorrow :3
I was going to post Danny Devito heron but I have something else weighing on me before funny drawing
I have a good friend who I like and want to ask out/to be my gf but I'm worried about ruining our friendship, especially over summer. She's going to go to a different school after summer and then I have no idea what's going to happen :((( I don't know what to do
Got the Mario kart DLC. It's really cool that it (close to) doubles the content for less than half the price
Wild sending a random meme-ified picture of a friend to another unrelated friend and they recognize them
Shout-out to "adventuremase" he's a real one (plugging until death 
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It is inevitable.
@president banish this user and my life is yours!
You are going to federal prison.
No.
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!