@toaks

-play DnD

-be an evil aligned wizard

-start a guild that only evil spell casters can join

-plans for world domination

-establish an underground network of spies infiltrating massive world powers known as the "shadow government"

-rather than controlling kingdoms directly, your guild wants to control the economy

-force cities to import your products and threaten them with war against the cities you've already taken control of if they refuse

-you need a name and motto for your guild...

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang. "We love casting spells"

-use your spies to employ bards to sing tales of the guild's greatness

-"this song is sponsored by the shadow government"

-world domination :3

This is a huge moment

Finally hit level 35 in Pokemon Go

Vampire cars be like:

I want to siphon your gas

The masculine urge to turn yourself into a pickle

Been playing ultrakill and battlebit a bunch, I like ultrakill 11/10 but I wish battlebit was a little less aecade-y and more strategy based

Elementals: 31 minutes in and a minimum of 16 racist comments or actions (eg, a stadium made for "all elements" almost killing something made of fire, or a city hall office again, made for all elements to have to access, full of plants that fire burns)

This post wild

Spider-Man 2 is out now

Funny Minecraft multiplayer idea: make the currency bamboo. It's super rare until one person gets one piece of bamboo, and then inflation goes wild because of the rate bamboo grows at, automatic farms, and ease of planting

Welcome to Bablodonkadalon, the country of the future

Shut up

Edit: I meant this for a different post sorry dertermenter

I beat ultrakill on violent

I just saw a trailer for a show and one of the reviews they featured was "She's a baddie" naahhhhh I'm dead