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Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
Counterpoint: humans live our lives linearly, meaning we flow on one point forwards through time. We live in the present, but that doesn't mean the past and future don't exist. They simply seem like ideas or memories because we have no other way of perceiving time.
The masculine urge to exercise because you are sad
Unrelated I just ran 5k after an hour of jiu jitsu
Thinking about the one dishwasher soap commercial that opens with two old people sitting on a couch and one of them says "we do it every night" with no context
Ok guys poll time
What shape for watermelon is the best? I think it's the triangle slices 
Counter-ratio
ratio
Ok actually what is a ratio what does it mean I am so confused at this website because I can't scroll for 5 minutes without a ratio
Ok actually what is a ratio what does it mean I am so confused at this website because I can't scroll for 5 minutes without a ratio
I listened to "To Pimp a Butterfly" today
Different than my normal tastes but that's good
Me, casually living:
My brain: ok but why
Me: 
are you guys ever just chilling then you get the most soul crushing feeling known to man or is it just me
Can't wait to find literally kthulu watching us
Earth update 23.7.2
This update will be auto downloaded according to your account settings.
Changes:
The refresh rate of air has been reduced to match the given speed of sound.
Two new bosses have been added in the ocean, of large and gigantic scale.
A new outer space boss has been added, known as "Ť̶̹͙̥̯̰͎̘̘̬͜ṷ̴̡̥̬̺͖̳̭̮̲̺̱̥̣̠̥̯̙̝̫̮͖̬̣̠̟̌̈́͒̒͆̀͛͒̈́̿͜ͅ ̵̨̧̢̛͙̟̞͎̺̳̰̗̮̠̼͍͕̙̲͎̫͙̉̓̍͒̑͋͝͝ḩ̶̯̜̤͇̝͓̮͍͉̥̣̮̻͚͕̰̲̱̠̦͕͇̻̮͇̍̐̎̀̎̐̏͒̍̉͂̈̓͗́̀̓̂̓͆̓͘̚͜͝͝ȩ̷͇̮̤͗̽̓̅͊̀̈́̓͆̈́̑̃͐͒͛̑̄̕͠ḳ̴̡̱͙̗̙̝͌͗̀̓̇̈́͛̎̍̊̀͊̅͌͐̌̔̉͆̉̚͜͝.̻̤͍̦"
Removed Herobrine .
Changes made to in-game computer technology to make it more Turing complete.
RGB range increased for suitable displays.
Other small patches were made, but there are too many to list them here! Anything else you want to see added? Just request a feature on any of our posts.
I don't know, gang, like this trap seems pretty extreme. You want me and scoob to, like, go and set an orphanage on fire. Zoinks man! And then me and scoob are supposed to go around and finish off any of the survivors. Like, I don't see how this is supposed to catch a ghost. I really don't think me and scoob can participate in this one. Like, sorry gang.
- Shaggy, to the mystery inc. team, before the great orphan tragedy
Man it would be so cool to be the person who runs like the black market or something
DnD idea except I doubt I could do it as a player
Game play idea except I don't play MMO games and I don't have the time to commit to it
This is wrong but wasteof mobile doesn't have edit feature yet thanks for 30. Thirty