Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Hot take: time to kills in most games are actually too low and it’s really annoying. Games with one-shot headshot policies make it even worse. When you are being shot at, there should be a chance to actually respond. (this is why I liked fortnite, if there are bullets near you, build a castle.) Therefore higher time-to-kills would benefit games. the only people who would be upset would be sweats, who can learn and adapt faster than the average player anyways. Also, this would focus a given game less on meta and more on finding a weapon that suits the player.
Don't like that powder taste in your protein shake? You can actually supplement protein powder for a whole raw chicken!
Glasses/sunglasses are available in a lot of games for character customization, but few (if any) actually give them a function.
Bruh what was I on when I wrote the story (in bullet points) for my next DnD adventure 
Like this makes me confused and I wrote it 
Every post Owen makes has me going back further in time
yo, did you know you can add emojis to your google searches?
for example, here's me searching for 'funny memes' with a side of spice:
"funny memes" 
now when i'm tryna be a total boomer and get my google on, i'll never have to be bored again! it's a game-changer, folks. so, use your emoji game to add a little flair to your online searches today! 
This goes crazy 
almost makes me want an iPhone
Done with the messages page!
I’m still working on the wasteof.money iOS app, but I kinda slowed down recently. Still going strong though.
Completed:
Login
Feed
Post pages, and liking and commenting
Explore
Messages
To-do (in order):
Posting
Editing posts
Deleting and reporting posts and comments
User pages and walls
Editing your own profile
Polishing the app for launch
Chat and socket.io stuff
Widgets
Breaking: inside out 2 is confirmed with new emotions
You can really tell Disney is losing a lot of money if they have to do this 
hitting your knees lightly with a half-empty water bottle is one of the best things a human can experience
Based on feedback, you're all unbased windows is best
Guys anyone an artist
Urge to make a graphic novel (hit me up if you're an artist cause you best believe I only write)
(Post 3/3 rn)