@toaks
Damn really cured my depression by being happy
This sounds unbelievably stupid but it's amazing to realize the amount of power you have over how other people feel, especially for being happy. It's become so standard to close up and just talk negatively about yourself that you may not realize how easily you can make someone else's day good.
Wild sending a random meme-ified picture of a friend to another unrelated friend and they recognize them
Shout-out to "adventuremase" he's a real one (plugging until death 
)
It is inevitable.
@president banish this user and my life is yours!
No.
You are going to federal prison.
No.
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
You are going to federal prison.
No.
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!
A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.
Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.
Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!
Meet the Administration
Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.
President - @auriali
Vice President - @perrin
First Gentleman - @beemoviebot
Second Gentleman - @da-ta
Secretary of State - @kiwi
Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks
Secretary of Defence - @eris
Attorney General - @esben
Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd
Secretary of Commerce - @oren
Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter
Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8
Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz
Secretary of Transportation - @mef
Secretary of Energy - @lily
Secretary of Education - @elsie
Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss
Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf
Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt
King - @jeffalo
As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!
Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!
Can't wait to be officially appointed as treasurer!
WELCOME TO THE WHITE CRACK HOUSE
Today marks the beginning of the Auriali-Perrin Administration. We will be appointing government roles tomorrow. Please note that this account was previously Auri24 which was the official account of my campaign for president. After a discussion with Oren, we decided it would be best for him to rename the president account, so I may claim it - which I have done.
My first act as president is to rename The White House to The Crack House, which was part of our manifesto, my second act is to rename 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to 308 Negro Arroyo Lane.
As we begin this Administration, I hope that you the people will find that my VP @perrin and I will do what is right by you and ensure that our nation remains silly. It’s time to get serious and restore insanity!
As the new official treasurer of wasteof.money I promise all of your tax money will be wasted. In totally unrelated news, check out all the cool swords I got for my character through micro transactions!
We have a winner….
After all of the campaigns, one person took the throne and collected the votes.
That person is….. @AURIALI
OUR NEW PRESIDENT!!!
William Tophat is my favorite dictator. Too bad Frederick Fedora led the New Hattian war and toppled William Tophat's rule.
OWEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SKIP SCHOOL TO GO ON A DATE BUT YOU BAILED ON ME FOR “FAMILY REASONS“… THEN PROCEDED TO DO THIS….. YOU LIAR, WE ARE SO THROUGH I AM BLOCKING YOU
skipped class today to play video games all day. definitely a top-tier decision, no regrets at all
@owenathletic what is your response to the allegations? Would you 'edge' your phone battery? Would 'edging' your phone make your life more exciting?
Owen the type of guy to post something that says "I'm going to try 'edging' my phone and only charge it to 10% I think 'edging' my phone's battery will be very useful because 'edging' phone battery always helps" and then act like he's being sane