Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
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WARNING!
DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY 8647, WHETHER IT’S ONLINE, AS A JOKE, IN PUBLIC, IN PRIVATE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE REGARDLESS OF THE CONTEXT, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOCKED UP.
To understand what 8647 means, here’s the following:
86 = To kill
47 = The 47th president, Donald Trump
8647 = To kill the 47th president, Donald Trump
This is something James Comey, the former FBI director, has posted on his Instagram, and complimented on that same post. If anyone writes or says 8647 on any post or place whatsoever, you are threatening to murder Trump, which is actually a federal crime in the United States. It doesn’t matter whether you absolutely hate Trump or not, you should never threaten to kill the president or any political figure, or even anybody else for that matter.
Comey did try to backtrack it by saying that he didn’t know it was political, however, it doesn’t matter for 2 reasons:
He did know better as he learned code words/numbers during his time as an FBI director, so he knows almost every code and meaning, including the term 8647. This is a lie and a sad attempt to get out of potential legal charges being pressed against him.
Even if James Comey was honest in that following post (which he wasn’t), it doesn’t matter. Even if he didn’t mean to threaten the president, he still did anyways, which means this now needs to be taken seriously in order to protect the president’s safety and ensure that this doesn’t go without consequences.
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Discord moment. When is someone going to start bizzaro world as a competitor to this
We are overhauling our UI. Please do not worry if you can't find features in places where they used to be, this update is absolutely necessary. There will be no performance hits because of this.
We have also changed our hardware requirements. Those whose systems do not meet these minimums will be immediately terminated.
Also, "Colorado Judge Imposes Ban On Same-Sex Friendships." That's a nice relevant headline.
Actually,
That's from 1996
Went to look at onion articles, read three titles out loud to my sister because she didn't know what it was, and three for three were reasonable news titles 
Went to look at onion articles, read three titles out loud to my sister because she didn't know what it was, and three for three were reasonable news titles
Everyone welcome Mark back!
Just worked 7 hours at a wedding; it's 30 minutes till midnight, I never want to wash another dish again, and I hope I get paid more than the 80 dollary doos that I was promised
Apparently it didn’t work because he was looking at the present instead of the future
I was helping @adventuremase with code for our game jam and his thing about time travel and looking into the future for collision wasn’t working, so I gave him my “inferior” scratch method, which worked. platformer theory truly defies all engine boundaries
I was helping @adventuremase with code for our game jam and his thing about time travel and looking into the future for collision wasn’t working, so I gave him my “inferior” scratch method, which worked. platformer theory truly defies all engine boundaries
I'm moving to Venus atp
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Reposting to spread awareness. I have been let go
We are proud to announce that Earth© has a new CEO, who has provided the company with funding to continue the simulation well into the future! 
As well as providing the money to keep you all alive, our new CEO is also making the company more self sustainable. Think of it as going from a big study to a new company.
These changes include (but are not limited to) new advertisements in the game from the real world, downsizing of the company to be more resource efficient, and more that are all covered in our new terms of service which you have automatically agreed to.
Sadly, this means that I, the account manager, have been let go of to continue the adventure of life elsewhere, but fear not! The Company is actively working on a new replacement.
Happy travels, Earthlings 
Was listening to some music my friend was playing and I was like “oh hey thats [name] song!” and he was like “no????” so I had to whip out spotify and see that both of these songs by the same creator use almost identical samples and leitmotifs. the one time I recognize music it’s technically wrong
Hey guys please uninstall honey because it will take all referrals!
Anyways here's my shinies referral link [redacted]
edit: yikes