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Beat act 1 of ultrakill in ~4 hours. Gabriel, Judge of Hell has been the most difficult boss fight I've ever done.

I just found working linux emulator on scratch

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/892602496/

imagine someone’s like “yo what’s your OS” and you say “Scratch running linux”

Nah what is this book I'm reading for school

I watched Pulp Fiction last night. Definitely my favorite movie now

I think what I love about Ultrakill is that it’s a game where you ask “can I do it?” and almost every time, it’s yes. Can I toss a coin and hit it with a railgun shot? yes. Can I parry the punch that King Minos throws? yes lol. Can I actually parry anything? no, skill issue.

It’s really disappointing to ask “Can I…” and have something not be possible as a player, so if anyone is in game design here, this is important.

I beat both V2 and the Corpse of King Minos today

How the hell- burrito what were you on

200 comments later i’m proud of myself

if you want to learn about finland check my thread

you know a wasteof post is gonna be spicy when it has significantly more comments than likes

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I wanted to nap not paint

Like this post NOW

Final post of this

Divine Intervention:

Disgrace. Humiliation.:

The Fire is Gone (Music Box):

In the Presence of a King:

Guts:

Glory:

Again, an updator track

Now we are at the part I haven’t played to

Cold winds:

Requim:

Panic Betrayer:

Final post of this

Divine Intervention:

Disgrace. Humiliation.:

The Fire is Gone (Music Box):

In the Presence of a King:

Guts:

Glory:

Again, an updator track

Now we are at the part I haven’t played to

Cold winds:

Requim:

Panic Betrayer:

Sanctuary in the Garden of the Mind:

Castle Vein:

nah this one slaps fr

Versus:

I hope V2’s RAM crahs

In the Presence of a King:

Guts:

Glory:

Again, an updator track

Now we are at the part I haven’t played to

Cold winds:

Requim:

Panic Betrayer:

Sanctuary in the Garden of the Mind:

Castle Vein:

nah this one slaps fr

Versus:

I hope V2’s RAM crahs

A thousand Greetings:

A Shattered Illusion:

this one fr hit like an updator track

A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses:

WHAT IN THE NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD-

Now we are at the part I haven’t played to

Cold winds:

Requim:

Panic Betrayer:

Sanctuary in the Garden of the Mind:

Castle Vein:

nah this one slaps fr

Versus:

I hope V2’s RAM crahs

A thousand Greetings:

A Shattered Illusion:

this one fr hit like an updator track

A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses:

WHAT IN THE NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD-

ultrakill soundtrack have me like:

The fire is gone:

Into the Fire:

Unstoppable Force:

Cerberus:

Sanctuary in the Garden of the Mind:

Castle Vein:

nah this one slaps fr

Versus:

I hope V2’s RAM crahs

A thousand Greetings:

A Shattered Illusion:

this one fr hit like an updator track

A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses:

WHAT IN THE NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD-

ultrakill soundtrack have me like:

The fire is gone:

Into the Fire:

Unstoppable Force:

Cerberus:

A thousand Greetings:

A Shattered Illusion:

this one fr hit like an updator track

A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses:

WHAT IN THE NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD-

ultrakill soundtrack have me like:

The fire is gone:

Into the Fire:

Unstoppable Force:

Cerberus:

ultrakill soundtrack have me like:

The fire is gone:

Into the Fire:

Unstoppable Force:

Cerberus: