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“Bart Simpson downloads Jeffalo freak off footage before toes”

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"Another Wasted Onion Victim Found Dead After Asking for A Source"

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What an unfortunate coincidence.

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Furry convention in Virginia causes half the internet to go out because all the furries work in IT

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Rawr!

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"Scientists Finally Discover Smurf Reproduction: Not What We Think"

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Fuck curing cancer, this is the real important shit!

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“Homer dropped his donut”

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D’oh!

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“AI Datacentre Brings Job To City”

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Asking ChatGPT to write the article as we speak.

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Please do “Japan is turning footsteps into electricity” as a news story 🙏

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Since you said please.

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"Katy Perry Passes Away at 41 During Secret Battle With Breast Cancer"

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We’re going to take your idea and make it better, because we’re nice like that.

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Leaked macOS 28 screenshots show GNOME Desktop running on macOS

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What in the sudo apt is this?

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“Count Binface unmasked, revealed to be Oscar the Grouch”

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Finally, a worthy Clacton candidate.

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"Wasted Onion Reporter Found Dead in Long Island: CEO Accused of Murder"

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Our CEO would never murder anyone and get caught.

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i mean, not like the accusations would be based on a statement from https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/lawmakers-think-they-can-muzzle-the-wasted-onion-theyre-correct/ or anything

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That was in Minecraft.

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“Farage Visits Clacton For First Time Since Last Election”

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He should post his visit to Clacton on his Cameo.

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for july: Cities Burn as Gays Celebrate Wrath Month

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also if posting on July 1st, Canada should be fine because they’re celebrating Canada Day instead

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So slay.

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Jesus Christ Found Alive, Homeless

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Amen!

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Trump tells jeffalo to re-open #nuxtificaations or he will “bomb the sh*t out of them”

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Finally dealing with the real issues plaguing modern society.

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