“ICJ Rules Palestinians Might Not Deserve Genocide”

We are happy to announce we have stolen your idea.

You’ll be pleased to know we have already reported this, our newsroom of sleep-deprived underpaid journalists are on the pulse at all times to give you the vital news you need when you need it: https://wasteof.money/posts/680176ea6a6594a392530755

did you see that really cool story i posted and @’ed you to

Our gang of reporters is on their way to New Mexico, or New America, or New Whatever The Fuck It’s Called At The Minute to investigate. We’ve also sent our 100 strong team of lobbyists to legalise the ability to sell heroin to the local dog population.

can you talk about the mass deportation of the wasteof discord server?

We are happy to report we just released a Special Report regarding this. Our journalism is just as fast as the Titanic sinking, but like, not as bad, hopefully.

another scoop from my sources in america: “Anti-Trump Republicans Want Return To Only Racism”

Thank you kind citizen, we will ruthless steal this work and use it to turn even more profits to fund our rapid deforestation of the Amazon so we can build a really cool skate park.

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The owner of wasteof.money, Jeffalo, added the custom button after our world-class reporting on the matters of wasteof4, and also because we bought a wasted removal company and rebranded it “wasteof.waste” after blackmailing the previous CEO.

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got a hot scoop for a new special report: “Prices At Trump Merch Store Set To Triple Because Of Tariffs”

Our crack team of journalists based out of a van with “Free Candy” on the side will be right on the case, right after they let go of those kids they kidnapped. Thank you for your citizen journalism that we will now use to enrich our board of 100-year-old executives who are using the blood of pigs to defy death, laughing in mortalities face.

I have a suggestion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZdOK9x7-lE (onion video)

We plan to post extra things on the weekends, so will definitely consider this!

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Finally, fake news.

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We would weep too at such hard hitting journalism.