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It appears the creature disease (also known as the Mef Disease) has spread. This one seems to have it worse than the others, though.

A new phenomenon has been observed. There have been new varieties of wasteof creatures found, commonly known as the "evil" and "good" variants

Welcome back to another long awaited episode of Wasteof Geographic. These past two weeks have been odd ones. All the (observed) creatures of Wasteof.money have gathered around for a special event: The Wasteof 2024 Election.

The results of the election are finalized tomorrow, but it's already clear who's likely going to win. Everyone has been campaigning for the past week, some more convincing than others. No member of Wasteof Geographic has voted in this election, as that would be interfering with nature, and also against the rules of the election. Whether the rumors that the winning party secretly wants to turn this land communist or not, we cannot disclose.

This is rather unusual behavior, as the land as a whole has never been observed doing this, at least not in this way. Join us tomorrow, as we discuss the results of the election and predict what will happen.

He's a penguin He's in the snow Laying down Sometimes a goat, But always free

In just a week or two, Wasteof Geographic is the 97th most followed wasteofer

Guys I broke my phone lmao

We are sorry about the lack of episodes recently. A few of our crew members have been infected with some sort of disease, causing them to bite other members, seemingly spreading this disease. We have yet to receive an explanation as to how this happened, but it is believed it came from one of the observation teams monitoring the Mef creature watching us through a window.

It has been confirmed that it is not rabies, as it is non-lethal. But whether or not it is more or less dangerous than rabies has yet to be confirmed. Stay safe, the Wasteof Geographic team.

This episode is brought to you by: Wasteof.money, our new profile picture AND banner, @radi8, and viewers like you; Thank you!

Welcome to another episode of Wasteof Geographic. Today we're taking a look at the @lilys. This creature appears to take the form of a Protogen and are very vocal about their opinions, even if other creatures may find it controversial. If these takes are truely controversial or not is not for us to debate, though, because that would be interfering with nature. If you're considered a troll, someone who messes with their kind intentionally, you will be lit on fire. Quite a few other wasteofers seem to have a problem with this creature, though the reason for this is still a mystery, as they frequently disappear (whether for seasonal migration or otherwise is unknown) and despite being observed since we've gotten here, we still do not have enough data to determine why some other wasteofers have problems with this creature.

To call this creature is still unknown due to the frequent disappearance and lack of observational data, but speaking out against them will, like most creatures, likely attract some. Just come prepared with a fire extinguisher (but preferably just don't do it at all, that's just rude)

Late night episode: Reading mail.

~ @cheesewhisk3rs

Is there a list of the “sitewide geographic” you’ll be presenting?

Not yet, maybe sometime in the future we'll publish one

~ @k10398

Loving this TV programme ~ @birdfour greatest account of all time

Thank you, kind viewers!

~ @kiwi

thank you, this is one of the best accounts i’ve ever seen and you really should be verified Immediately triangulates your location.

Thank you, pancake, box fruit bird, for your words.

(Also, thank you for 22 followers overnight)

As you can see, a wild @kiwi immediately triangulated my location, and came to me with a stack of pancakes.

Thanks for tuning in on today's episode of Wasteof Geographic, later we will cover the truely elusive @lily. See you then!

Thank you for joining us and welcome back to another episode of Wasteof Geographic. Today, we are looking at the elusive creature @kiwi. Our scientists have been observing one that they tracked down for a little while now, and now we have a rough idea about this creature.

This wasteofer seems to be obsessed with boxes, and they talk constantly quiet and calm, even if observations show they're mad. You can only call one over if you're within it's hearing range, in which you simply just loudly say something along the lines of, "Can I have a pancake, please?" Upon saying this, the creature will immediately triangulate your location and come to you, not only gracing you with it's presence, but also some pancakes.

It appears the call worked. Now, this is an interesting case of a wasteofer using a script to detect if one has followed Jeffalo.

Now, if you have already used this technique once, do not try to use it again, as studies shown that they will ignore the call, and in fact show annoyance.

Join us again in a few hours when we discuss how to call a wild @kiwi and more.