Yeah, I'm gonna take my house to the old town house
I'm gonna house 'til I can't no house
I'm gonna take my house to the old town house
I'm gonna house 'til I can't no house
I got the houses in the trap
House is full of traps
Trap is full of cap
Got the aisle full of traps
Five in aisle horse, ha
I don't own a Porsche
I been in the fifth aisle
You ain't been out of that house, now
Yeah my house is full of traps
It's full of traps, oh
Yeah my house is full of traps
It's full of traps, oh
Five in aisle house
[Word that rhymes with house]
You'd think I'd be able
To think of rhymes for "house"
Horse in Aisle five
Am I still alive?
I don't know
but my house is full of traps
Yeah my house is full of traps
It's full of traps, oh
Yeah my house is full of traps
It's full of traps, oh
i use arch btw
installed niri, loved niri
i’m just becoming peak linux user am i
“Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I promised in the thumbnail to tell you the only way paper can win. It’s - it’s if the other person eventually plays rock; that’s just how the game works.”
i love how ur pfp isn’t centred properly
Hi guys!
A memorial site will be set up next week to showcase the history of Blaze and will serve as an archive of our website.
This will not be hosted by Wix since we’ve already cut them off, but we will keep you updated on when that site is available.
Stay tuned. RIP Blaze
!!!
probably so the smartest idea
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
chat we should start a gofundme
the wasteof.money movie (2026)
an epic political drama about the never-ending fight to allow the common moneywaster their fair share of waffles and autism
starring the following overused actors:
chris pratt as king @jeffalo (obviously)
adam sandler as president @kiwi (he will say a ton of things that will leave the audience wondering if that was supposed to be a joke, in other words it’ll be business as usual)
jack black as vice president @late, who will say all your favorite late lines (“i… am late”, “this… is appel”, “first we late, then we theidiot. let’s latetheidiot!”, etc)
awkwafina as the @wastedonion (like the entire corporation, not just one reporter, oh also she’ll have a musical segment where we all get to listen to her grating voice for two minutes and we all have to hope they’ll skip it on the soundtrack vinyl release)
hatsune miku as @ilovetimhortons (don’t think any further details are necessary)
budget will be $150,000,000, but most of that will be allocated to giving the crew members free double quarter pounder with cheese combo meals
actual movie and marketing budget will be 10 cents and a dream
film will be released unrated, not because it’s inappropriate or anything, but because the MPA didn’t want to slog through this
in theaters nowhere!! soon!!! but not really! i hope not!! i don’t wanna commit to the bit this much but i may have dug a grave for myself by making this post so i might have to lie in it now!
The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.
…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.
in a dream i remember planning to post on wasteof “remember when darflen(‘s UI) looked like (that of) wasteof” or something and like
when???????
i haven’t been on darflen for the longest time, but i absolutely do not remember that
#savewasteof
