@zagle1772

tornado warning

“If you don’t let us do whatever we want, whenever we want to, we’re not going to do anything at all. Will that make you happy? Why would we build anything if we can’t control everyone who buys it? Huh? Use your head, okay? If I build a house, even if I see it, that’s my house forever. Okay? And I will lock the doors if I don’t like what you’re doing in there.”

not that i want this to happen, i know this may flought the maxim of quantity that i’d bring it up, but i don’t actually want that to happen

there are almost certainly enough users that are active right now in order to sway this back into 3rd place, if they so chose

today i was at a thing w/ boyscouts to determine what campouts we’ll be going on during the coming semester, and among the suggestions were:

• London (knife fights)

• Detroit (trust)

• Folk Valley

• Straight of Hormuz (kayaking merit badge)

• The Gaza Strip (backpacking)

• Mayan Empire

• Rome

• Mars (w/ elon)

• Kepler 22-b

• North Sentinal Island

• our meeting house’s crawlspace

• The Dombass region of Ukraine

• 5 days in the St. Louis city museum

• The Backrooms

• North Korea

what a shocking hat

would be a ashame if someone…

shocked it

FUCK

what a bad hat

would be a shamed if someone were to

FUCK

what a shocking hat

would be a shame if someone told you it was

bad

isopod

i love how “the” is simultaneously a nothing word and also very important and useful

skibidi toilet emoji

I take my skin off to poop

I cannot take ppl who say water guns shouldn't exist because it teaches kids to not be safe with guns seriously

am i going to remember today?

[air-fryer noises]