believe it or not, when I saw ðis and decided to steal it, I didn’t realize it was a mutation of „hash tag“, in fact, I þought ðe joke was ðat you were combining hash browns (a breakfast food) with egg (also a breakfast food)
but wouldn’t it be better to have done ðe assignment ðan to not have done 
hey, have you ever gotten the sudden urge to do your homework at 12:42am? it's like, "wtf, brain? where were you earlier??" the worst part is, you just wanna sleep, but instead you just start stressing and freaking out over how you never did that one assignment due tomorrow. so, if your brain suddenly throws you into an obsessive assignment completion frenzy at the asscrack of midnight, take a deep breath and just stop.
I forgot ðat „beach-ball“ is a word
edit: wait no, it’s not a word, but it is a þing
edit 2: wait maybe
I used to þink ðat since „fps“ means „frames per second“, „fps game“ must mean „the kind of game ðat causes gamers care about frames per second“
get a load’a this guy *laugh track*
wait ðis is on trending (day) rn, did I do ðat?
new UNPATCHED irl exploit: if you go to sleep earlier you actually can wake up earlier, make sure to exploit this while you can, before it gets patched :>
moderator note: this exploit has recently been patched since the creation of this post, please stop attempting this — it’ll do you no good. (see pull request #28038)