WOAH! My fellow Wasteofers, this is a complete and blatant lie from the KyleTech administration! I would never pay Toaks to kill President Kiwi! After all, Kiwi was the lead ideacomeupper for Glaze and the founder of arguably the only religion, Kiwiism.
I am severely sorry to hear about the tragic and unfortunate death of our late great president. As the head of commerce, I will write up a bill that requires you to pay 99.95% sales tax on all non-breakfast food items, all of which will be forwarded to whatever branch of government handles the creation and distribution of waffles.
Okay guys, I know it’s probably not a good idea, but I have a theory…
@Owl PAID @Toaks to kill @Kiwi.
Now, it might sound crazy, but before Kiwi died, he put me in charge of the Department of Education, which means I’m smart and everything I say is right.
Why would Owl want to do such a thing? Well, there’s many good reasons, and I have the receipts to back it up.
This may not be a well-known fact, but Owl attempted to coerce me into killing the new interim president, @Late. Additionally, Owl quite literally ranted on the Wasted Onion about how she wants to bring the collapse of the government, and what better way to bring chaos and possible collapse of the government than by killing Late or Kiwi?
And you might say that Toaks couldn’t’ve KNOWN he was going to crash, and possibly kill president Kiwi, but I’d disagree. Toaks is clearly somewhat intelligent, as he is extremely skilled at 3D Modeling and Animations, and as such there is no way he would’ve not been able to successfully perform the barrel roll, and pushing someone off of a cliff accidentally? No way buckaroo. That’s like being caught masturbating and saying your penis just MAGICALLY got into your hands. As such, it appears MORE than likely that Owl and Toaks both orchestrated the MURDER of my beloved Kiwi, and as such, I believe that they should be put down for capital punishment.
I also believe that Owl may secretly be @ikilledtallpeter420, as killing a large user on the website may be another way for her to attempt to cause chaos, as I don’t believe their excuse on how they committed the murder without an account, and Gainof and Glazed sound suspiciously similar, and may be a codeword for one another.
In conclusion, I believe that due to these odd coincidences and suspicious circumstances, it is more than evident that Owl and Toaks orchestrated and carried out the murder of former President Kiwi.
Sincerely,
Thratwitch
Head Of Late’s Education Department
(evidences will be commented below this post)
Holy based @toaks good job. -3 points for crashing though
PRESIDENT KIWI MISSING IN ACTION
Late last night, disaster struck our great president @kiwi. Shortly after departing the airport on a charity trip with the national treasurer @toaks and the executive executioner @adventuremase, communication with the president’s plane stopped. Reports from shortly before communications cut suggests Toaks may have attempted to take control of the plane, with the intention of performing “a triple backwards barrelroll,” and immediately crashed the plane. We are currently working to re-establish communication with any survivors.
God damnit. Apparently one of (if not THE) biggest Undertale/Deltarune content creators, Shayy, is apparently allegedly a groomer. There is a 260 page Google doc with 11 victim testimonies, with another 11 victims without a testimony.
Idk why people say gift cards are cheap gifts. $28 is not cheap in today's economy and also a free $25 to spend on whatever you want is amazing
Okay so I have cheap earbuds and an iPod Nano 5th Gen
iPod Nano:
The battery is non-existent (probably because it's 15 years old)
It has a camera and games for some reason
The scroll thing takes a little while to learn
The headphone hole takes a surprising amount of force to shove a connector into, and it will play audio both out of the internal speaker and the headphones if you don't put it in fully
The charger is huge
It's blue :3
It has around 7 GB total of storage, with no expandable storage.
Overall a good Apple product for its time
Earbuds:
It's surprisingly quiet
It just kinda sounds flat
The bass is really high though?
Overall about what you'd expect for $5.50 from what is essentially a glorified Hot Topic
I genuinely don't see why anyone would want to put this much effort into Scratch of all things, but this is cool ig
I'm SO excited to announce that Itchy, the app for Scratch, is officially out on both the Google Play store and the iOS App Store! With the combined efforts of myself and @ileb we have finally got a release out cross-platform, and I'm very proud of it. I firmly believe that it's the easiest way to use Scratch on mobile, and I hope you'll give it a shot. You can find the download links at https://itchy.micahlindley.com/ if you're interested.
I watched The Hunger Games tonight. It's pretty good, and I definitely think I'll watch the second one, but I do wish they gave Rue more screen time to make that one scene more impactful
I genuinely don't know how ANYONE can see shit like this from the fucking government and STILL think that this administration is good.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace
my girlfriend !!!!!!Happy Holloween, y'all!
Today I saw:
A Spamton costume
A Knight (from Hollow Knight) costume
A Hornet (from Hollow Knight) costume (with Knight)
And a sans costume
Also, I swear on everything I saw somebody wearing Ceroba’a mask (from Undertale Yellow), but the rest of the outfit didn't match so idk