Vance is getting desperate, I see
By The Wasted Onion: White House Launches App For Would-Be Assassins To Book Appointments For Attempts On Trump's Life
WASHINGTON—In response to gunshots being fired near the annual White House correspondents' dinner at the Washington Hilton, in which U.S. President Donald Trump and high-level members of his cabinet were in attendance and evacuated by the Secret Service, the White House has launched an app for future would-be assassins to book appointments for attempts to end the presidents life.
Isn't it quite poetic that, even though Wasteof has been down for two months, this is by far the most active it has been in a year?
People who put the { below the function declaration or if statement pmo so much
Stalin died?? When did this happen??
I kicked a rock this morning and it bounced off a minor bump in the road and flew around a half foot in the air and landed perfectly in a bottle cap on the ground, and I think that has to be the coolest thing I've ever done ngl
Why Tailwind.css SUCKS and should DIE and never should have become a standard for web development
If you were in an episode of Jubilee's "Surrounded" what would you be debating people on?
Mpreg (moon impregnation)
The Wasted Onion Magazine: Houston, We Have A Problem: Has The Moon Put On Some Weight Since We Last Visited?
Imagine is Wasteof went down one day and didn't come back up for two months lol oh man would that suck
Can confirm, I was there
By The Wasted Onion: Artemis II Crew Confirm Moon Is An Egg
HOUSTON, TX—Having successfully swung around the far side of the Moon and re-establishing contact with mission control after an expected 40-minute communication blackout, astronauts aboard the Artemis II mission's Orion spacecraft confirmed the Moon was an egg.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/artemis-ii-crew-confirm-moon-is-an-egg/
This stories headline was written and suggested by @juniperrr, thank you!
outage
anyways its been a while since ive been here, aside from the outage anything happen?