The 0.000001 ply garbage in the school bathrooms is gonna be jarring in September
My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back
My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back
Flashback to that time in December when everyone was ready for winter break and my friend made a joke about being suicidal in class and my history teacher just straight up agreed with him
Also the time when a kid made a racist joke in class that made the same history teacher snort water all over his desk in laughter
I swear you can meet the nicest old man irl and they seem so nice and then you look them up online and they're a raging lunatic posting 4-paragraph rants about hockey scores or something
Me walking out of the test saying "light work" knowing full well I just received the worst score of my entire academic career
Man the Canadians need to fix their fires the smog here is thicker than maple syrup rn
ok after hearing about crackcoon i feel like the genre of "woodland animal on drugs" is becoming more and more sharknado-esque by the day
every other rapper bragging about their money and house and cars and women and then there’s the gigachad 2013 macklemore bragging about how he got deals at a thrift shop
Math is red
Science is green
Ela is yellow/orange
History is blue
Spanish is whatever is left over
i think these posts are getting too overly specific to be relatable anymore
And while we’re at it this seems to happen with other things including:
Antarctic research bases
Tiny islands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
Literally anywhere in Siberia or Kamchatka
Tiny Peruvian mountain villages
Dilapidated midwest ghost towns
Nomad campsites in the Sahara desert
Literally any town located at the northernmost, southernmost, easternmost, or westernmost point in a country
This dumb arctic village thing also applies to Canada, Greenland, and Svalbard
DO NOT mention any random alaskan north slope town or I will die trying not to go down a 2 hour rabbit hole on google maps and Wikipedia reading about a tiny village above the arctic circle with some goofy gold rush name where the only inhabitants are an inuit seal fisherman and a guy from the government deployed there to operate a weather station