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guys im back cause im bored in class jglsjg

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My friend needs to stop calling black people "basketball Americans"

Everyone always talks about eating all of your popcorn before the movie starts but nobody ever talks about drinking your whole drink before your food is served at a restaurant

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The 0.000001 ply garbage in the school bathrooms is gonna be jarring in September

My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back

Flashback to that time in December when everyone was ready for winter break and my friend made a joke about being suicidal in class and my history teacher just straight up agreed with him

Also the time when a kid made a racist joke in class that made the same history teacher snort water all over his desk in laughter

I swear you can meet the nicest old man irl and they seem so nice and then you look them up online and they're a raging lunatic posting 4-paragraph rants about hockey scores or something

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guys i promiise ill be more activ4e finals are almost over and ill come bakc

ok service is back hi

Me walking out of the test saying "light work" knowing full well I just received the worst score of my entire academic career

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Man the Canadians need to fix their fires the smog here is thicker than maple syrup rn