@burrito

not long when you’re the single most popular user on the website

if jack harlow was a state he would be kentucky

so-called “free thinkers” when the cha-cha slide comes on:

WHO OUT HERE SMELLIN LIKE YOGURT !!!

i swear nebraska is basically the beige of the united states like nothing goes on there

this is exactly where i need it

btw i will post proof once i do the hike

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

i’ve had a boot on my foot for the last three weeks and it felt so good to get it off today i feel like i can literally fly

it’s the first week of october and i’m already burnt out how on earth will i make it to june

“man, i have so much time to study for the test I have tomorrow!”

five hour AutoCAD assignment

NUCKINGLER BOBM

fun way to prank a high person: place a bomb in their mailbox

was dared to post this

i think we should blow up more middle eastern childrens hospitals