ratio remember to drink and drive
based as hell, alcohol is gross
if i had a dollar for every time i said no to people in my dorms offering me alcohol i think i’d be rich (don’t take up drinking even if it’s legal, kids)
is there a name for an irrational fear of surgery not because you’re afraid of getting cut open by a bunch of strangers but because you’re afraid of yelling something embarrassing while you’re under anesthesia?
what on earth does this mean
Hot coals strewn across the ground, they say.
Each step hurts, they complain.
Live with it, says the other.
I’d rather die, they reply.
I’ll place some coals in a bucket, they shout.
I’ll throw its contents in your mouth, he says.
@oren @wynd @sivyx @if @zu @burrito @birdfour @sixfourlu
Hello friends, they call in unison.
Welcome to the world’s conference.
Stop crying to yourself and let it out.
Or I’ll do it for you.
Please, they plead.
Please.
fun story idea: a really good dystopian novel set in the year 2178 but everyone is named after a country
imagine you're reading the climatic scene of the book where the protagonist, Switzerland, sacrifices himself for his love interest, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, while the villain, South Sudan, attempts to release his army of cloned Solomon Islands to kill them
wahr-ses-ter
li-o-min-ster
hav-a-ril
ski-too-ate
we have town names like this here in Massachusetts and it’s literally because we simply stole them from England
why we pick their town names to steal, i’ll never understand
have fun trying to pronounce worcester or leominster or haverill or scituate
why is every English town named “new southwest worcesterwyckhamshirehampton-upon-the-balls” and pronounced like “woshampton”
there's like requirements you have to meet:
be at least 8 different words or other place names stuck together
have some weird phrase with dashes at the end
dumb prefix
be pronounced in two syllables even though the word is spelled with 75 letters
why is every English town named “new southwest worcesterwyckhamshirehampton-upon-the-balls” and pronounced like “woshampton”
there's like requirements you have to meet:
be at least 8 different words or other place names stuck together
have some weird phrase with dashes at the end
dumb prefix
be pronounced in two syllables even though the word is spelled with 75 letters
bro imagine getting into an argument with a pro geoguessr player on twitter and they reply with a selfie in front of your house
dang i didnt realize this was a universal experience
people are always texting friends or scrolling instagram when they're on their phones in school and here i am on google maps scrolling around the north slope of alaska looking for remote villages to read the entire history of on wikipedia
people are always texting friends or scrolling instagram when they're on their phones in school and here i am on google maps scrolling around the north slope of alaska looking for remote villages to read the entire history of on wikipedia
dear my teachers could you please not assign a test, quiz, or project worth half of my grade and just generally not be terrible people for more than one week please and thanks