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Why is every coffee maker’s clock off by at least four hours?

Taylor swift is washed up

yo are you ever doing something and then you just zone out and then realize you've been sitting there for an hour and there's a line outside your stall now

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bro 12 people liked this???? I literally sat on my keyboard and farted and this is what happens maybe I should fart on my keyboard more often

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@jeffalo please add likes to comments so I can ratio people in the comments please

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My world history teacher just gave each of us a copy of the Communist Manifesto lmao

I swear half of my classes are like “You have two entire class periods to color in this picture of the digestive system” and the other half are like “After you finish this 80-question college-level quiz, you will have 10 minutes to write a 20-page essay explaining quantum mechanics and proving the origin of the universe. If you have a single spelling error or grammatical mistake, you will automatically receive a zero.”

My school is divided about salted caramel… What do you guys think? Is is the most amazing food ever to grace the face of this planet, or is it the living embodiment of Satan spawned directly from the darkest depths of Tartarus (geometry dash reference heehee lol)

I also forgot to mention that buffalo wings + blue cheese dip is amazing also

roses are read

violets are blue

i eat chicken with ranch dressing

and so should you

chicken and ranch dressing absolutely slaps i don’t care if y’all lynch me for it