@burrito

i’ve had a boot on my foot for the last three weeks and it felt so good to get it off today i feel like i can literally fly

it’s the first week of october and i’m already burnt out how on earth will i make it to june

“man, i have so much time to study for the test I have tomorrow!”

five hour AutoCAD assignment

NUCKINGLER BOBM

fun way to prank a high person: place a bomb in their mailbox

was dared to post this

i think we should blow up more middle eastern childrens hospitals

obama is my favorite president not really because of any particular political belief but because he seemed just so laid back for a president like I know he probably wasn’t but god damn he acted chill

my third most-liked post is just a moai emoji

btw this will be like an ama so you guys can ask questions and i’ll answer them with my voice I think

So the most reposted wasteof post is the stupid obama prism with 16 reposts:

https://wasteof.money/posts/651444c062c9b104f659adb1

and the most commented posts are this one by @auriali:

https://wasteof.money/posts/65021b5c62c9b104f6597358

and two by projm that don’t exist anymore

oldest post is this one by @privacy

https://wasteof.money/posts/60c4bad43db707d5ec773b84

first user to join is @god

most posts by a user is @oren (2203)

@ratio is following the most people (1658)

Literally anywhere in the late 1800s-early 1900s is not a great place to be for the most part:

1890 - Congrats everyone has polio and women have no rights!

1900 - Cool now women still don’t have rights but we’re going to pretend like they do and also if you’re older than 3 years old good luck in the coal mines

1910 - Congrats there’s a giant war going on. If you’re a white male over the age of like 16 you’re going to die in a gigantic war and if you’re a minority male you’re going to die in a gigantic war with crappier equipment and a shitty burial (women still have no rights btw)

1920 - Good news: the gigantic war is over! Bad news: everyone you know died and women still have no rights

1930 - You thought you were done? The Germans decide they didn’t get their butts kicked hard enough so some Austrian painter dude decides to try and take over the world again!!!!!! If you’re a soldier, you die in combat (bonus: sadistic biological warfare was just invented) by being bombed or mustard-gassed! If you’re a civilian, you can avoid the mustard gas but they’re still probably going to Blitzkrieg the shit out of you

1940 - more war (this dark-haired hater of people with dark hair really doesn't give up), etc. sarcastic remark about women not having rights for the fifth time

“I was born in the wrong generation” NO YOU WERE NOT

• Did you love the idea of crossing the United States to Manifest Destiny™? I hope you also love dying of dysentery in a hot cart pulled by two sickly horses in the middle of the Wyoming wilderness!

• “I would have loved to live in the Victorian era it’s just so aesthetic ” The aesthetic is wholly ruined once you’re diagnosed with smallpox and the doctor’s best cure is to stand on your head in a bucket filled with leeches on each equinox

• “Music these days is so garbage. I hate mumble rappers, I only listen to Queen and Pink Floyd.” 1. Nobody stops you from having preferences or forcing you to listen to music you don’t like 2. Congratulations you’re quirky and unique for listening to music that millions of other people listen to each month would you like a medal or a monument 3. Literally nobody cares about your music taste so why whine about it

• “They don’t make music like this anymore” BRO THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS FROM 2017 HOLY CRAP ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD

anyone else have that problem where you genuinely can’t tell if someone’s making eye contact with you or if it’s someone behind you cause I swear half the time someone is behind me and I look stupid af trying to wave to someone who is clearly not waving at me

Two adjacent questions in this physics textbook:

What is the magnitude of the average acceleration of a skier who, starting from rest, reaches a speed of 8.0 m/s when going down a slope for 5.0 s?

The Kentucky Derby is held at the Churchill Downs track in Louisville, Kentucky. The track is one and one-quarter miles in length. One of the most famous horses to win this event was Secretariat. In 1973 he set a Derby record that would be hard to beat. His average acceleration during the last four quarter-miles of the race was +0.0105 m/s2. His velocity at the start of the final mile (x = +1609 m) was about +16.58 m/s. The acceleration, although small, was very important to his victory. To assess its effect, determine the difference between the time he would have taken to run the final mile at a constant velocity of +16.58 m/s and the time he actually took. Although the track is oval in shape, assume it is straight for the purpose of this problem.

You can tell someone really likes horse racing