The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
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This is actually a nice message but people on here still start being dickheads
you can respect a move/decision of someone whilst also not respecting the person - if someone has done something nice but has also been mean or whatever in the past doesn’t mean what they did was now not nice
I am currently very unwell, meaning that my record of never missing a full day of school ever (literally) is on the line.
All good records come to an end 
God I hate these type of reposts
To abide by my school’s new “no shits in school” policy, today I shat on my hand and put it in my pocket - thankfully no one noticed though.
After much consideration, I have rebranded and changed my username.
This is an absolute huge moment for me and I hope you appreciate and respect my change, I feel this adds more class and meaning to my username, with the use of repetition further forwarding the word “dert” as being the key to my username. Furthermore, it incorperates the word “nerd”, which implies 1. I’m a nerd and 2. I like the nerd emoji, and they are true.
Hope you like this change just as much as I do!
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