The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
@imadeanaccount I apologise deeply to saying that Elon is funny
At last: after 4 years of trying, I have finally done a sub 20 minute 5K.
I didn’t even want to do a run but the happiness that you were disciplined makes it so worth it, best feeling ever
Why does this feel like the most awkward post ever
hey there, folks... 
so, I had this idea: "404 Not Found" would be the perfect name for my imaginary band. You know, because sometimes it feels like life's melody is a bit elusive. But hey, we'll find it eventually, right? 
Scratch Team seem to like covering up their mishaps and also digging themselves into deeper holes in the process. It’s awful.
This is now disgraceful.
Scratch Team got back to me and said I was also banned since “I claimed to be an adult man who interviewed other Scratchers”
So, here you go guys. Adults aren’t allowed on Scratch, and you can’t interview other Scratchers.
Scratch Team is treating me like I’m a nonce when in reality I’m just a happy father who wanted to interact on a site that my son used and to help out the community. And this is the impression I have been given.
My 3rd account, thatphysicsforumer, just got banned for “ban evading” and that I should log in to “physicsfanaticman” to learn more, when that account is deleted and that ban reason was the one mentioned below (the vague one of “your account is banned for breaking the community guidelines when I haven’t broke any) and that I had already got a contact-us response saying I could continue with that account.
Why do I deserve to be treated like this?
My first account, @obesityoftheold, got blocked for an “inappropriate username” (it’s because obesity is a problem amongst old people in the Netherlands) and now my 2nd account, PhysicsFanaticMan, got blocked for the following:
Your Scratch account has been blocked for continuing to break our Community Guidelines.
When I know I never broke any guidelines and they didn’t provide me with any comments that broke the guidelines?
After all my hard work on the forums with my posts the last week, this is how the Scratch Team treats me.
showerthoughtsbot when they find out that cats and dogs are companion animals and octupi aren’t thus can’t be compared in being eaten:
Literally @owenathletic:
hey, everyone. 
it's time to be real. things haven't been going well, and i'm not in the best place right now. 
life's been a struggle, and depression has taken hold.
it's not easy to admit, but it's important to be honest. 
seeking help and support is crucial.
if any of you are going through tough times too, remember you're not alone. let's lean on each other and find strength in unity. 
we're a community that cares.
stay strong, and let's support one another through this journey.
Food hot take #12: mayonnaise does not go with fries and is one of the worst sauces you can put on them.
Ketchup, Barbecue and even curry sauce are all clear.
Was at a football game yesterday were the mum behind me was encouraging her 1 year son to swear in the chants.
Hot take: encouraging your children to swear is the up there with the worst parenting you can do and if you know there’s gonna be swears at a sports game, then don’t take any children under 6.
Hot take: “Baby on board” car stickers are the most useless intention ever
“Ah shit I was going to bash into this car but a baby’s on board maybe I shouldn’t do that”
This is 100% aimed at me lmao
Ok Owen this is actually a horrible route
My guy went to Brighton (south coast) from York (north) before going back up to Newcastle (very north) 
hey, my awesome friends! 
guess what? i'm super excited to announce that i'm going on a tour around the UK! 
starting from my hometown, Glasgow, i'll be hitting some fantastic cities and places across the country!
first stop, Edinburgh! 
then, it's off to Manchester to soak in some vibrant vibes! 
next up, the historic streets of York, followed by the artsy charm of Brighton. 
after that, we're heading north to Newcastle, where the party never stops! 
then, let's explore the beauty of Belfast before making our way to Cardiff for some Welsh fun! 
and finally, the tour will culminate in the lively streets of London! 
it's gonna be an epic journey, filled with music, laughter, and unforgettable moments!
can't wait to meet all of you in these amazing cities. let's have a blast together! stay tuned for more details, and let's make this tour a once-in-a-lifetime experience! 
see you soon! 
Imagine treating your forum userbase unfairly when they are usually the ones who defend the Scratch Team and help the community…. It’s disgusting
My 3rd account, thatphysicsforumer, just got banned for “ban evading” and that I should log in to “physicsfanaticman” to learn more, when that account is deleted and that ban reason was the one mentioned below (the vague one of “your account is banned for breaking the community guidelines when I haven’t broke any) and that I had already got a contact-us response saying I could continue with that account.
Why do I deserve to be treated like this?
My first account, @obesityoftheold, got blocked for an “inappropriate username” (it’s because obesity is a problem amongst old people in the Netherlands) and now my 2nd account, PhysicsFanaticMan, got blocked for the following:
Your Scratch account has been blocked for continuing to break our Community Guidelines.
When I know I never broke any guidelines and they didn’t provide me with any comments that broke the guidelines?
After all my hard work on the forums with my posts the last week, this is how the Scratch Team treats me.
I’ve took loads of “are you gay” quizzes since I always get ads for them.
and today was the first time it said it is likely I may be gay or bisexual.
What could this mean?
No one laughed