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"so instead of sending flowers, we the roses"
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The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

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i didn’t realise how privileged i was in 2017-2019 to be watching Messi and Ronaldo when they were elite, especially Ronaldo in the 2018 world cup

THAT freekick versus Spain is one of the only moments I remember exactly where I was when it happened.

No fucking way

Nikocado lost weight

actually so happy for him

Watch the videos here:

https://youtu.be/HkGjoRPpWqA?si=5TQxRiBgoTc9cpay

https://youtu.be/WMTb_g6rsxY?si=2uTYTXj2XDPlzZwr

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SAN MARINO HAVE WON A GAME OF FOOTBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!

Their second ever win!

Anyone who thinks Lebron is even that close to the fame of Ronaldo…. come on, it’s not a debate. Ronaldo clears.

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Hello guys I would like to name and shame @geo for putting the most abysmal take below

When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges

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a sharp knife is a safe knife

I think it’s time to let the secret out Amy ❤️

Hello I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. Owen and I broke up last week and we have decided this is the best course of action, not just for me, but for him. It was a good run everyone. I will still be posting here but less frequently due to personal reasons.

Thank you all for your understanding

The fact that the equal pay debate in football between men and women still exists is something I can’t get my head around. It’s such simple logic that men should earn more as they make way more. The debate is embarrassing.

Hot take: Fines should be based on your income. The bigger your income, the bigger the fine.

Fines are something used to discourage someone doing something, but it’s hardly discouraging for a millionaire who can happily take a parking ticket whenever they like, they aren’t above the law.

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wait i’m the fucking national intelligence man

FIRST CHANGE UNDER @DERTERMENTER

HUMINT, or otherwise known as Human Intelligence, which is a part of the national intelligence department, will now be deploying spies on public aeroplanes to see if anyone claps when the plane lands. If/when people do clap, that person (if identified) will be completely and forever cleared as being a national threat as that person is obviously loopy and is no threat to our nation.

HOT TAKE: clapping when planes land is really dumb

the pilot did it’s job? Woohoo. Was he expected to crash?

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HOT TAKE: clapping when planes land is really dumb

the pilot did it’s job? Woohoo. Was he expected to crash?

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I avoid talking about politics on here, I leave that to the discussion channel in ta's hangout. But since it's engulfed some of the folks I follow and it's also on my mind, I want to say something. So, this is your warning, politics ahead:

The current far-right, racist riots in the UK (mainly in England and some in Northern Ireland, luckily hasn't spread to my home of Scotland nor Wales yet) are harrowing, and shows how we've been failed by so many groups. The previous Tory government that used immigration as a fearmongering tool to stay in power, ironic now that islamophobes are yelling "stop the boats" while attacking Mosques. Or Nigel Farage who eagerly stoked the flames but then denies all accountability for holding the match by using a tragedy for his own political gain, plus all the other far-right losers like Andrew Tate or Tommy Robinson who is continuing to encourage violence while he sunbathes in Cyprus. Or the gutter press like The Daily Mail, The Daily Express, The Sun, or all the other news orgs who were too scared to call out their peers’ rhetoric that lead us here. Social media also has to answer for allowing misinfo to spread.

To those still suffering from the riots, please stay safe, this is a dark time for the UK, but tonight has given me hope, massive crowds of counter protesters in cities like London have scared off the far-right thugs, in Brighton there are thousands of anti-racist & anti-fascist protesters to 3-4 of the far-right. There is hope.

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They hit mine aswell😟 Really hope you’re alright Esben you legend

Bruh the UK riots just hit my city 😭

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this was all me btw

hi wasteofers hows it going

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