@earthdevs

The official account for earth simulation updates. Managed by @toaks
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Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.

Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.

(Actually satire, made by @toaks)

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Time to go ghost hunting with the boys

PSA: due to wasteof.mobile complications, until further notice, please put help requests or update suggestions under one of our posts instead our wall. Thank you all for understanding, Earthlings!

Earth update 23.7.2

This update will be auto downloaded according to your account settings.

Changes:

The refresh rate of air has been reduced to match the given speed of sound.

Two new bosses have been added in the ocean, of large and gigantic scale.

A new outer space boss has been added, known as "Ť̶̹͙̥̯̰͎̘̘̬͜ṷ̴̡̥̬̺͖̳̭̮̲̺̱̥̣̠̥̯̙̝̫̮͖̬̣̠̟̌̈́͒̒͆̀͛͒̈́̿͜ͅ ̵̨̧̢̛͙̟̞͎̺̳̰̗̮̠̼͍͕̙̲͎̫͙̉̓̍͒̑͋͝͝ḩ̶̯̜̤͇̝͓̮͍͉̥̣̮̻͚͕̰̲̱̠̦͕͇̻̮͇̍̐̎̀̎̐̏͒̍̉͂̈̓͗́̀̓̂̓͆̓͘̚͜͝͝ȩ̷͇̮̤͗̽̓̅͊̀̈́̓͆̈́̑̃͐͒͛̑̄̕͠ḳ̴̡̱͙̗̙̝͌͗̀̓̇̈́͛̎̍̊̀͊̅͌͐̌̔̉͆̉̚͜͝.̻̤͍̦"

Removed Herobrine .

Changes made to in-game computer technology to make it more Turing complete.

RGB range increased for suitable displays.

Other small patches were made, but there are too many to list them here! Anything else you want to see added? Just request a feature on any of our posts.

Hey earthlings! Make sure to download the 23.7.2 update when it comes out. Accounts on an outdated version will not be compatible with accounts running the update.

All 4th of July changes have been reverted.

New regional earth hotfix in preparation for the 4th of July!

American flag spawn rates have been increased by 150% after reportedly low levels of patriotism.

All American illegal activity now has a 10% higher chance to be illegal fire works

Enjoy America's independence, earthlings! Next update is on the 8th.

Update 23.7.2 prerelease 1

This update is a beta version of the second July update for Earth.

Lighting engine fixes

Ocean pressure updates

Vehicle steering tweaks

Added boss BooBoo the pitbull, Ripper of Children

Removed Herobrine (brought to our attention by @purplestrider)

beta testers, please report any bugs in this version.

Hey earthlings!

Just a reminder that we devs do not moderate in-game content. Please report any inappropriate action to the local law enforcement or figure of authority.

Jul 3, 2023, 12:17 AM
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New regional earth hotfix in preparation for the 4th of July!

American flag spawn rates have been increased by 150% after reportedly low levels of patriotism.

All American illegal activity now has a 10% higher chance to be illegal fire works

Enjoy America's independence, earthlings! Next update is on the 8th.

Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.

Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.

(Actually satire, made by @toaks)

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