Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Half Pinaple,half Air
Q: A boy at a store cuts the pinaple he wants to buy in half.Why did he do that?
A: He wants it half off!
Sweet In The Sun
Q: When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
A: Wine.
Mucinex
Q: What's the difference between a buffalo?
A: An orange, because bicycles don't have sleeves...
What Am I
Q: From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?
A: The letter 'e'
Little Girl
Q: i was walking down the street with a friend we had gone to ingland for vacation when i saw a little girl i didnt pay much attention to her so me and my friend crossed the street and i noticed she was crossing the street with me!i glanced at her and looked away when we got to the other side she was gone.so when we came back to cali. i saw her then she was instantly gone bye a blink of an eye! how is this possible ?
A: she was a little ghost girl ho had followed me all the way to cali.
What Occurs More?
Q: What occurs once in a lifetime,twice in a moment but never in your life?
A: 'M'
Suprise
Q: Congrats! You are the 25th person to open this riddle! You will get a. . . A) Prize B) Money C) Nothing D) An answer
A: If you chose D you were correct! Here is your answer!!!!!
Unknown Death
Q: Two men were in a desert, one injured, and one not. The injured one had something in his backpack, and the other one did not. What happened?
A: The two men jumped off a plane and one was not able to pull his parachute out and fell right straight into the ground while other was able to.
Mispronunciation
Q: which 11 letter word is often pronounced incorrectly?
A: incorrectly
The Great Outdoors
Q: Up in the the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania, there is a modest little log cabin. Inside the cabing is a dead bodu with a bullet wound to the head. The ONLY thing in the cabin aside from the body is a broken pencil. All the windows are shut and all the doors are locked. What was the course of action leading to the man's fate?
A: A hunter was shooting at his game and missed. The owner of thew cabin used the pencil to brace open the window because it would not stay open. The bullet entered the cabin, broke through the pencil, and entered the unsuspecting man's head; closing the window!
Possible And Impossible
Q: What is both possible and impossible at the same time?
A: Impossibility.
What Has
Q: What has two gray legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diaria
Bus Stop
Q: you are driving a bus to sacremento 32 people in all five people get off and seven people get on 3 people get on and 2 get off WHAT COLOR Are THE BUS DRIVERS EYES??
A: THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BUS DRIVER!!