Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
The Headless Man
Q: A headless man had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard. Solve this riddle.
A: The letter in question is the letter "O". It is zero. The man had nothing to write. The blind could read nothing. The person who was dumb could repeat nothing. The deaf man listened and heard nothing.
Mouth Tastes Them
Q: The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
A: Grapes.
Cold Steel Blade
Q: My first is in wield, sever bones and marrow. My second is in blade, forged in cold steel. My third is in arbalest, and also in arrows. My fourth is in power, plunged through a shield. My fifth is in honour, and also in vows My last will put an end to it all. What am I?
A: A weapon!
20
Q: A man is 20 years old but has only had 5 birthdays. How is that possible?
A: He was born febuary 29th.
Words Of Men
Q: It holds the words of men, and catches thier idea's and doubts. It speaks though a line and hears through a hole, but never in it's own, talks
A: A Phone
The Glass Of Water
Q: A women walks into the restaurant and asks for a glass of water. The man behind the counter says "okay," pulls out a gun and aims it at her. The women is very pleased says "thank you," turns and walks out. Why was the women thankful the man pulled a gun on her?
A: The women had the hiccups and the gun (which was fake) scared her and got rid of the hiccuos.
Shy Little Guy
Q: Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
A: A Turtle.
Can You Guess??
Q: sometimes im dark, sometimes in light, sometimes im both, sometimes im half, sometimes im whole, sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know im round, but not always around what am i??
A: the moon
Travels Around The World
Q: what goes aroung the world but always stays in a corner?
A: a stamp
??
Q: " I'll always be there, even if your not. I will stay till the end. Time will not stop me for i am a part of it" What am I???
A: A Clock
Light Barrel
Q: What can be seen with the naked eye? Weighs nothing? And if you put it in a barrel, it'll make the barrel lighter?
A: Pudding
The Race
Q: if there was a dog cat and mouse and they were in a race who would win
A: mouse because mouse get chased by cat and the cat get chased by the dog