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The Glass Of Water
Q: A women walks into the restaurant and asks for a glass of water. The man behind the counter says "okay," pulls out a gun and aims it at her. The women is very pleased says "thank you," turns and walks out. Why was the women thankful the man pulled a gun on her?
A: The women had the hiccups and the gun (which was fake) scared her and got rid of the hiccuos.
Shy Little Guy
Q: Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
A: A Turtle.
Where Am I?
Q: I am hiding under a rock in a glass rectangle.
A: Fish Tank
Can You Guess??
Q: sometimes im dark, sometimes in light, sometimes im both, sometimes im half, sometimes im whole, sometimes a slice of me is all you'll know im round, but not always around what am i??
A: the moon
Can You Guess This?
Q: say my name and i disappear. What am I??
A: silence
Travels Around The World
Q: what goes aroung the world but always stays in a corner?
A: a stamp
??
Q: " I'll always be there, even if your not. I will stay till the end. Time will not stop me for i am a part of it" What am I???
A: A Clock
Light Barrel
Q: What can be seen with the naked eye? Weighs nothing? And if you put it in a barrel, it'll make the barrel lighter?
A: Pudding
The Race
Q: if there was a dog cat and mouse and they were in a race who would win
A: mouse because mouse get chased by cat and the cat get chased by the dog
Half Pinaple,half Air
Q: A boy at a store cuts the pinaple he wants to buy in half.Why did he do that?
A: He wants it half off!
Sweet In The Sun
Q: When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
A: Wine.
Mucinex
Q: What's the difference between a buffalo?
A: An orange, because bicycles don't have sleeves...
What Am I
Q: From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?
A: The letter 'e'
Im A Man
Q: i am not a man am i a man or a woman?
A: i am a man
NAILS
Q: what kind of nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: fingernails