Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Who's Son Am I?
Q: A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
A: I'm their daughter.
What Might I Be?
Q: I'm red, yellow, black and white, Fish, flower, bird in flight, I'm underground and in the sky, Finger, hair, heart and eye. What am I?
A: Gold
Can You Guess
Q: can you guess what i am. you always hold me but you cant see me. unly way you can see me is if im looking at me. you use me everyday withought knowing. i hurt with bright lights whcih makes me get bigger. i make water out of thin air but you rub it then its no longer there. when you use me you give me a "stare" but when you dont use me. you dont know im there.
A: your eye balls.
Batman
Q: What do you call a man that was bitten by a bat?
A: Nothing, because Batman wasn't bitten by a bat.
What Is That
Q: can be found at a counter at a convenient store, usually used more by women, comes on a stick, can be kept in your pocket, used on your face, usually used more in the winter
A: Answer:
Friday
Q: A man rode to town on Friday. He stayed there all night, and came back on the same Friday. How can this be?
A: His horse is named "Friday"
Weightless
Q: What is wieghtless, and can be seen with the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel it makes it lighter (in wieght)
A: A hole. A hole is wieghtless, you can see it with a naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel the light will come through
Truth
Q: I am what most people fear, I can strike without warning for i cannot be stopped. Everyday I do things to people that rip apart the hearts of their loved ones. What am I?
A: Death
Funny Riddle
Q: A cat sleeps beside a dog. the dog does not sniff, bark or bite. Why does the dog not case the cat away?
A: they are cousins
Plane Crash
Q: There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us.Thousands died. It was all over the news. T.V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know?
A: You dont bury surviors :)
Who Am I?
Q: Im very emotional, make stink breathes, make farting come true. What am I?
A: A Onion