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Stupid
Q: are you stupid are you stupid are you stupid
A: yes!!
Batman
Q: What do you call a man that was bitten by a bat?
A: Nothing, because Batman wasn't bitten by a bat.
What Is That
Q: can be found at a counter at a convenient store, usually used more by women, comes on a stick, can be kept in your pocket, used on your face, usually used more in the winter
A: Answer:
Friday
Q: A man rode to town on Friday. He stayed there all night, and came back on the same Friday. How can this be?
A: His horse is named "Friday"
Weightless
Q: What is wieghtless, and can be seen with the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel it makes it lighter (in wieght)
A: A hole. A hole is wieghtless, you can see it with a naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel the light will come through
Truth
Q: I am what most people fear, I can strike without warning for i cannot be stopped. Everyday I do things to people that rip apart the hearts of their loved ones. What am I?
A: Death
Funny Riddle
Q: A cat sleeps beside a dog. the dog does not sniff, bark or bite. Why does the dog not case the cat away?
A: they are cousins
Plane Crash
Q: There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us.Thousands died. It was all over the news. T.V reporters were on every day giving us the info. They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors. Do you know?
A: You dont bury surviors :)
Who Am I?
Q: Im very emotional, make stink breathes, make farting come true. What am I?
A: A Onion
Colorful Houses
Q: There is a green,yellow,white,blue,and lavender house. Robby lives in the red house, Beth lives in the green, Martha lives in the yellow, Caleb lives in the blue, and Katie llives in the lavender. Who lives in the white house?
A: The president.
What Am I?
Q: I am born long and die short. What am I?
A: a pencil
Different Answer
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a steeple,which way will the egg roll down?
A: Haha,you were probably thinking,"Roosters dont lay eggs"but I said IF a rooster lays an egg.
Sweet
Q: what has alot of suger in it but, isnt bad for you?
A: suger said a thousand times
The Barrel
Q: What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
A: A Hole
Chop And Weep
Q: You chop of my head and weep beside me. What am i ?
A: Onion