Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Colorful Houses
Q: There is a green,yellow,white,blue,and lavender house. Robby lives in the red house, Beth lives in the green, Martha lives in the yellow, Caleb lives in the blue, and Katie llives in the lavender. Who lives in the white house?
A: The president.
Different Answer
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a steeple,which way will the egg roll down?
A: Haha,you were probably thinking,"Roosters dont lay eggs"but I said IF a rooster lays an egg.
Sweet
Q: what has alot of suger in it but, isnt bad for you?
A: suger said a thousand times
The Barrel
Q: What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
A: A Hole
Big Riders
Q: How many Elephants can you fit into a compact car?
A: 5, two in the front seats, two in the back seats and one in the trunk.
Man In Cabin
Q: A man is sitting in a cabin, dead. There is no one else in the room. He is sitting on a chair at a table. Around the table are three empty chairs. There is a deck of cards on the table. On the wall are three empty hooks. How did the man die?
A: He was in a cabin on a boat. He was fishing with three friends, when the boat began to sink. None of them could swim, and there were only three life jackets. They played a game of cards to see who would get the life jackets, and he lost.
Watdo U Light First???
Q: you have 1 match and the striker. its very dark and very cold. u can light a lantern, stove or oven. wat do u light first?????
A: the match
Animals
Q: I have no fangs, yet I constantly bite. I have no scales, yet I slither through you. What am I?
A: VENOM
Bags
Q: How does one wear a hand bag?
A: One can't wear a hand bag or any bag but one can only carry it.
A Path Between Masses
Q: I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
A: A Valley. Take away the V and I'm and Alley.