Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Watdo U Light First???
Q: you have 1 match and the striker. its very dark and very cold. u can light a lantern, stove or oven. wat do u light first?????
A: the match
Animals
Q: I have no fangs, yet I constantly bite. I have no scales, yet I slither through you. What am I?
A: VENOM
Bags
Q: How does one wear a hand bag?
A: One can't wear a hand bag or any bag but one can only carry it.
A Path Between Masses
Q: I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
A: A Valley. Take away the V and I'm and Alley.
Two Robots
Q: There is a room. In this room,, there are two doors. One door leads to destruction, one to paradise. You have no way of knowing which is which. Also in this room are two robots. One robot always tells the truth, one always lies. There is no way to tell the robots apart. You are given a chance to ask either robot one question. What question can you ask either one that will tell you how to get to paradise?
A: You would ask either robot, "What door would the other robot tell me is paradise?"
TWINS
Q: Two twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock. The bartender put posion in both glasses the twin that drunk it fast didn't die.But the one who drunk it slow died. Where was the posion?
A: In the ice
Strange Death
Q: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
A: The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.
Goes Up But Sometimes Comes Down
Q: What goes up and sometimes comes down
A: How tall you are
What Is It?
Q: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Madonna has none. Your mother takes your fathers one. What is it?
A: A Last name
Super Long
Q: If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.
A: The gun is 9 metres long.