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Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT

Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code

I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"

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Black & Red

Q: whats black & red all over?

A: a newspaper

Two Robots

Q: There is a room. In this room,, there are two doors. One door leads to destruction, one to paradise. You have no way of knowing which is which. Also in this room are two robots. One robot always tells the truth, one always lies. There is no way to tell the robots apart. You are given a chance to ask either robot one question. What question can you ask either one that will tell you how to get to paradise?

A: You would ask either robot, "What door would the other robot tell me is paradise?"

Don't Cry

Q: you use a knife to cut my head. if i die you will cry

A: onion

TWINS

Q: Two twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock. The bartender put posion in both glasses the twin that drunk it fast didn't die.But the one who drunk it slow died. Where was the posion?

A: In the ice

Strange Death

Q: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

A: The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.

\Boots

Q: What did the boots say to the mouth

A: Answer:

Goes Up But Sometimes Comes Down

Q: What goes up and sometimes comes down

A: How tall you are

What Is It?

Q: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Madonna has none. Your mother takes your fathers one. What is it?

A: A Last name

Super Long

Q: If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.

A: The gun is 9 metres long.

What Da Heck Am I?

Q: i have a bark but dont bite and in da sping i catch kites

A: a tree

No Movement

Q: What can go up and come down without moving?

A: The temperature.

Wonderful And Bright

Q: Bright as diamonds, Loud as thunder, Never still, A thing of wonder.

A: A Waterfall

The Frog And The Well

Q: A frog fell into a well 12 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but every time he jumped 3 feet, he fell back 2 feet. How many times did he have to jump to get out of the well?

A: The tenth jump took him out. (On the tenth jump he reached 13 feet and was out.)

3 Michaels

Q: Out of Jordan, Tyson, and Jackson, which Michael has never been to court?

A: Neither. Michael Jordan's been on basketball courts and Tyson and Jackson have been arrested.

Animals

Q: which animal needs oiling?

A: a mouse,because it squeks.