Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Two Houses
Q: There are 2 one story houses. The first is blue, the other is red, what is the color of the stair case in the red house, if the color of the staircase in the blue house is red?
A: Not possible, they are one story houses.
How Did They Die?
Q: Average Joe Bloe walks up to a cabin. Inside this cabin there are 15 people that are dead. All 15 people died the same way and at the same time. Joe was instantly able to tell how they died. How did they die?
A: They died from a crash. The cabin the people were in was an Airplane "Cabin"
A Man Walked In To A Bar
Q: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
A: He had the hicupps
Bucket
Q: What can you put in a bucket that you can see yet it makes the bucket lighter?
A: A hole
Toms Mom
Q: toms mom has 4 kids there names are nickle,dime and,quarter what is the fouth kids name????
A: tom
What Is It?
Q: You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.
A: splinter
Play With This
Q: A kid plays outside for no reason. Why?
A: I told you; no reason.
WANT SO MUCH
Q: WHAT MEN PLEED FOR AT THE FIRST MOMENTS MEET. WHAT BOYS FEAR FOR AT EVERY CORNER. WHAT WOMEN ARE EXPERTS AT . AND WHAT GIRLS WERE BORN TO DO. WHAT IS IT??
A: A KISS
A Horse And A Rider
Q: If you are riding a horse by a river and your hat flies into the water how will you get it.
A: "WET" of course........it fell in the water
Incapable
Q: I have legs but walk not A strong back but work not Two good arms but reach not A seat but sit and tarry not What am I?
A: I am a chair.
Cricket
Q: 2 batsmen r on 94 runs.7 runs to win the match.2 balls remaining.But each batsmen does century.How?
A: At first 1 batsmen hits the ball, but it will b stopped by the helmet.So 5 runs will be added to the batsmen.But it is a noball.He hits another ball and makes a run.The other hits a 6.
Impossible Riddle
Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
A: The answer can be no. The last sentence says: Can you solve the riddle? It never says what is the answer or what am I.
Can You Figure It Out
Q: I occur Twice in a week Once in a Year Never in a day Once in a second And Once in a Minute What Am I?
A: I am the Letter E!