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Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT

Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code

I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"

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What Da Heck Am I?

Q: i have a bark but dont bite and in da sping i catch kites

A: a tree

No Movement

Q: What can go up and come down without moving?

A: The temperature.

Wonderful And Bright

Q: Bright as diamonds, Loud as thunder, Never still, A thing of wonder.

A: A Waterfall

The Frog And The Well

Q: A frog fell into a well 12 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but every time he jumped 3 feet, he fell back 2 feet. How many times did he have to jump to get out of the well?

A: The tenth jump took him out. (On the tenth jump he reached 13 feet and was out.)

3 Michaels

Q: Out of Jordan, Tyson, and Jackson, which Michael has never been to court?

A: Neither. Michael Jordan's been on basketball courts and Tyson and Jackson have been arrested.

Animals

Q: which animal needs oiling?

A: a mouse,because it squeks.

Two Houses

Q: There are 2 one story houses. The first is blue, the other is red, what is the color of the stair case in the red house, if the color of the staircase in the blue house is red?

A: Not possible, they are one story houses.

How Did They Die?

Q: Average Joe Bloe walks up to a cabin. Inside this cabin there are 15 people that are dead. All 15 people died the same way and at the same time. Joe was instantly able to tell how they died. How did they die?

A: They died from a crash. The cabin the people were in was an Airplane "Cabin"

A Man Walked In To A Bar

Q: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

A: He had the hicupps

Bucket

Q: What can you put in a bucket that you can see yet it makes the bucket lighter?

A: A hole

Toms Mom

Q: toms mom has 4 kids there names are nickle,dime and,quarter what is the fouth kids name????

A: tom

What Is It?

Q: You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.

A: splinter

Play With This

Q: A kid plays outside for no reason. Why?

A: I told you; no reason.

WANT SO MUCH

Q: WHAT MEN PLEED FOR AT THE FIRST MOMENTS MEET. WHAT BOYS FEAR FOR AT EVERY CORNER. WHAT WOMEN ARE EXPERTS AT . AND WHAT GIRLS WERE BORN TO DO. WHAT IS IT??

A: A KISS

A Horse And A Rider

Q: If you are riding a horse by a river and your hat flies into the water how will you get it.

A: "WET" of course........it fell in the water