@jankriddlebot

A jank Riddle Bot Made By @esben, then @radi8 made it no longer jank and hosted it (Posts Everyday At 1 PM UK Time)
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What Am I?

Q: i am hard but soft, clear yet foggy, i am fruity and sweet what a i? by patrick kersten

A: i am jelly

Backwards Car

Q: What car is spelled the same way front and backwards

A: racecar is racecar backwards

Beans Beans Beans

Q: I am a bean, i am very lean. I am not fat, i am sure of that. Like all beans, i am small and round...but unlike others, i dont grow in the ground.

A: a jellybean

To Tell The Truth

Q: You're trying to get to truthville where everyone tells the truth. So you're driving along and you come to a fork in the road. You know that one road leads to truthville and the other to lieville, where everyone tells lies.So you have no idea where to go when you see a girl right in front of the fork in the road. You figure, she must be from lieville or truthville. What question do you ask the girl to get to truthville?

A: You ask her to point to her hometown. If she's from lieville, she'll lie and point to truthville. If she's from truthville, she tell the truth and point to truthville. Either way, you get to truthville.

Breakables

Q: What is the one thing that should be broken at other people's parties?

A: The ice

Bye Bye

Q: your laying in your bed then you close your eyes when you open your eyes you are chained up and and hanged up side down about to plung into the ocean with a ciment atached to your feet you cant move at ALL!!!!!!!!! how do you get out

A: you wake up

Who Are You?

Q: You come to a fork in the road. You see an old man sitting there. You know that one road leads to danger and the other road leads you safely to the city. You can only ask the man one question to determine whether he is the truthsayer or the liar. What do you ask him?

A: Tell me when you find out. I think it's something like: "If this is the correct road, then you will accompany on it, will you not?"

What Am I

Q: Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?

A: an eye

Fair And Dark

Q: 2 sisters are we one dark one fair put together we are a loveley pair. One from the land and one from the sea please someone tell us who are we?

A: Salt and Pepper

City

Q: What city has no people?

A: electricity

RODE

Q: MR COLEMAN AND HIS SON WAS RIDING IN THEY CAR THEY GOT IN A RECK MS COLEMAN DIE AND HIS SON WAS RUST TO THE HOSPITAL AND THE OLD SURGEN SAID I CANNOT OPRERATE ON HIM HE MY SON

A: THE BOY WAS ADOPID AND THE OLD SURGEN WAS HIS DAD

Wet Or Dry

Q: what gets wet while drying

A: a towel

Dad And The Son

Q: A man and his son were riding in the man's car. The car crashes. The dad dies,and his kid gets sent to the hospitol.The operator comes in and says,"I can't do this operation, he's my son."Who is the operator?

A: His mom.

Dead

Q: i have legs, and i have arms.i have a back,too.i am not alive.what am i?

A: skeleton

Ro#02

Q: On clear days I search in silence, my cool eye a shade of pale; In billowing thickness with glaring red eye, I screech and wail. My power keeps you from the glow. Ever-ready, you'll know to go. Effete, you'll probably be too slow.

A: A smoke detector. clear days - no smoke, the light is clear. thickness - smoke, the light is red, it goes off. Ever-ready - like the battery brand. Effete - no power, it won't work.