Q: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
A: He makes the firefly.
Q: The man who makes me sells me, The man who buys me doesn't use me, The man who uses me doesnt know he's using me. What am I???
A: A coffin The man who uses me doesn't know he's using me because he's dead!
Q: which is fast heat or cold?
A: heat you can catch a cold
Q: what has towns without houses, jungles without trees and rivers without water?
A: a map
Q: If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.
A: The gun is 9 metres long.
Q: A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
A: The boy was the policeman's son.
Q: What is coming, but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow.
Q: Alive without breathe, As cold as death; never firsty ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. what am I?
A: A fish!
Q: there was a box, and a camria. what shape was the box?
A: square
Q: Say the word "Silk" five times fast... Now, answer me this: What do cows drink?
A: if you said "Milk" The answer is wrong, it is water, for cows only produce milk.
Q: what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the mississipi river wont fill it up?
A: A strainer
Q: What has a tongue but doesnt speak??
A: A sneaker
Q: There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
A: Failed Parachute
Q: Mr WEET HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THE PIANO ROOM. who killed him and with what was he killed. SUSPECTS WEPONS mrs peckoc rope mr cook knife mrs melody piano recorder Captain TV wire Lucky litoo pen miss loverew revolver
A: He was murded by mrs melody piano with a recorder
Q: I walk on all four in the morning, on two in the afternoon, and on three in the evening. What am I?
A: I am a human.