Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
RODE
Q: MR COLEMAN AND HIS SON WAS RIDING IN THEY CAR THEY GOT IN A RECK MS COLEMAN DIE AND HIS SON WAS RUST TO THE HOSPITAL AND THE OLD SURGEN SAID I CANNOT OPRERATE ON HIM HE MY SON
A: THE BOY WAS ADOPID AND THE OLD SURGEN WAS HIS DAD
Dad And The Son
Q: A man and his son were riding in the man's car. The car crashes. The dad dies,and his kid gets sent to the hospitol.The operator comes in and says,"I can't do this operation, he's my son."Who is the operator?
A: His mom.
Dead
Q: i have legs, and i have arms.i have a back,too.i am not alive.what am i?
A: skeleton
Ro#02
Q: On clear days I search in silence, my cool eye a shade of pale; In billowing thickness with glaring red eye, I screech and wail. My power keeps you from the glow. Ever-ready, you'll know to go. Effete, you'll probably be too slow.
A: A smoke detector. clear days - no smoke, the light is clear. thickness - smoke, the light is red, it goes off. Ever-ready - like the battery brand. Effete - no power, it won't work.
What Insect Does A Blacksmith Manufacture?
Q: What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
A: He makes the firefly.
What Am I?
Q: The man who makes me sells me, The man who buys me doesn't use me, The man who uses me doesnt know he's using me. What am I???
A: A coffin The man who uses me doesn't know he's using me because he's dead!
Easy Riddle
Q: what has towns without houses, jungles without trees and rivers without water?
A: a map
Super Long
Q: If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.
A: The gun is 9 metres long.
Boy Gets Ticket On Moped
Q: A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
A: The boy was the policeman's son.
The Phantom Max!
Q: Alive without breathe, As cold as death; never firsty ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. what am I?
A: A fish!