Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Easy Riddle
Q: what has towns without houses, jungles without trees and rivers without water?
A: a map
Super Long
Q: If there is a bird and a hunter, the hunter is 10 metres away the bird, his gun is a specail gun, the gun can only shoot 1 metre. BOOM! The bird die, how come.
A: The gun is 9 metres long.
Boy Gets Ticket On Moped
Q: A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?
A: The boy was the policeman's son.
The Phantom Max!
Q: Alive without breathe, As cold as death; never firsty ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. what am I?
A: A fish!
To Make You Think
Q: Say the word "Silk" five times fast... Now, answer me this: What do cows drink?
A: if you said "Milk" The answer is wrong, it is water, for cows only produce milk.
Mikey And Andrea
Q: what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the mississipi river wont fill it up?
A: A strainer
The Dead Man
Q: There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
A: Failed Parachute
Cluedo
Q: Mr WEET HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THE PIANO ROOM. who killed him and with what was he killed. SUSPECTS WEPONS mrs peckoc rope mr cook knife mrs melody piano recorder Captain TV wire Lucky litoo pen miss loverew revolver
A: He was murded by mrs melody piano with a recorder
What Am I?
Q: I walk on all four in the morning, on two in the afternoon, and on three in the evening. What am I?
A: I am a human.
Number Game
Q: pick a whole number between 1-10 ok now dubbel it ad on 423 half it and then take away the number you first started with your ancer should be 211.5
A: the number that you add on to in my case it was 423 all you have to do to get there ancer is half the number so 423 devided by 2 = 211.5
Two Blondes
Q: Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
A: Because they thought that disneyland actually left
What Is
Q: when you put your foot in its warm when you put your foot its cold what is the object?
A: a shoe