Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
To Make You Think
Q: Say the word "Silk" five times fast... Now, answer me this: What do cows drink?
A: if you said "Milk" The answer is wrong, it is water, for cows only produce milk.
Mikey And Andrea
Q: what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the mississipi river wont fill it up?
A: A strainer
The Dead Man
Q: There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
A: Failed Parachute
Cluedo
Q: Mr WEET HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THE PIANO ROOM. who killed him and with what was he killed. SUSPECTS WEPONS mrs peckoc rope mr cook knife mrs melody piano recorder Captain TV wire Lucky litoo pen miss loverew revolver
A: He was murded by mrs melody piano with a recorder
What Am I?
Q: I walk on all four in the morning, on two in the afternoon, and on three in the evening. What am I?
A: I am a human.
Number Game
Q: pick a whole number between 1-10 ok now dubbel it ad on 423 half it and then take away the number you first started with your ancer should be 211.5
A: the number that you add on to in my case it was 423 all you have to do to get there ancer is half the number so 423 devided by 2 = 211.5
Two Blondes
Q: Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
A: Because they thought that disneyland actually left
What Is
Q: when you put your foot in its warm when you put your foot its cold what is the object?
A: a shoe
Journey Is Cool
Q: Just a country boy. born and raised to south detroit! took the midnight train going any where. just a city girl. livin in this lonely world! took the midnight train going any where!!!!!! nuh nuh nah nuh nuh! took the midnight train going on and on and on and on!!!
A: Just a country boy. born and raised to south detroit! took the midnight train going any where. just a city girl. livin in this lonely world! took the mifnight train going any where!!!!!! nuh nuh nah nuh nuh! took the midnight train going on and on and on and on!!! P.S. i would like this to be a 5 star riddle because journey is a really good band and they have good ideas for songs.
Two Coins
Q: Two coins make up exactly 30 cents ($0.30 USD). One of them is NOT a nickel. What are the two coins?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter is not a nickel.
What Colour?
Q: i live in a bungalow, the carpet is green, the walls are blue, the cieling is blue, the clock is highon the wall and yellow with spikes, there is a lamp with a thick brown stand and a green lamp shade.what colour is the stairs?
A: there are no stairs, its a bungalow
Buckets
Q: If you put me in a bucket of water the bucket will become lighter. What am I?
A: I am a hole.
Death From Punch
Q: A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die? Please note that he did not add the poison. Also, nothing was added to punch after he left.
A: There was poison in the ice, but since the guy drank it first, the ice hadn't been melted yet. As the party went on, the ice melted and and the poison was released, and then people died
WHY
Q: A MIDGET GOES TO WORK EVERY DAY AND LIVES ON THE TOP FLOOR OF HIS APARTMENT WHICH IS THE 30TH FLOOR WHEN HE COME FROM WORK HE CATCHES THE ELAVATOR TO THE NINT 15TH FLOOR AND WALKS THE REST OF THE WAY EXEPT FOR WHEN ITS RAINING THEN HE TAKES THE ELAVATOR ALL THE WAY UP WHY
A: CAUSE HE HAS AN UMBRELLA TO REACH UP TO THE 30