Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Rain That Dries
Q: My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?
A: A volcano.
Has A Tounge But Can't Talk
Q: What has a tounge, can't speak but can walk?
A: A shoe
The Chicken
Q: I know this is pretty lame, but i wanted to add something so:- WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?????
A: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Children
Q: a mother has children. all of them are green eyed but 2,all of them are blye eyed but 2 and all of them are brown eyed but 2. how many children does she have?
A: 3
Bertha Gets Away With Murder
Q: Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
A: She was a hurricane.
Lily Pads
Q: There is a pond with lily pads in it. Every day the amount of lily pads in the pond doubles. (2,4,8,16,32, etc.) If on the 30th day the pond is completely full, on which day was it half full?
A: The 29th because every day it doubles!
Eggs
Q: A rooster is sitting on a fence and the wind is pushing him to the left. The rooster was also leaning into the wind facing right. The rooster layed a egg, so what way will the egg roll?
A: roosters dont lay eggs.
Johnny What Are You Holding?
Q: The teacher says, OK class who can tell what I'm holding? Its red and hard. A little boy named Johnny said I know its an apple. Nice try says the teacher. But its a ball. OK next one, What am I holding? Its sozt and yellow. I kno, Ikno sad Johnny. Its a stufed animal (duck). No sorry Johnny thats not it. Its a tennis ball, but I like the way you think. So Johnny says, OK teacher it my turn. What am I holding? He puts his hand in his pocket and says its hard and round and has a head. Johnny go to the princibles office right now young man. Johnny says what did i do? Then she says you know what you did, now go!! He stod up and walk to the door. He said, Its not what you think, but I like the way you think. What is it?
A: Its a quarter.
What Am I?
Q: I'm usually slimmy and sticky, Soft but bummpy, Bright and dull, I love to eat what bugs me and sometimes I live in a hole......what am I?
A: A Frog
Jazz
Q: You are in a clothes store with no doorand you have a bag. How do you get out?
A: You dont.
Justice!
Q: forever foe to what is wrong, men rage if i be lost by theft; i am what justice works to bring, And all you have when nothings left
A: Rights
Funny
Q: If someone told a guy named bob, (who was almost late for school) , " you're just in time", what was bob's reponse?
A: No, actually my name is Bob.