Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Journey Is Cool
Q: Just a country boy. born and raised to south detroit! took the midnight train going any where. just a city girl. livin in this lonely world! took the midnight train going any where!!!!!! nuh nuh nah nuh nuh! took the midnight train going on and on and on and on!!!
A: Just a country boy. born and raised to south detroit! took the midnight train going any where. just a city girl. livin in this lonely world! took the mifnight train going any where!!!!!! nuh nuh nah nuh nuh! took the midnight train going on and on and on and on!!! P.S. i would like this to be a 5 star riddle because journey is a really good band and they have good ideas for songs.
Two Coins
Q: Two coins make up exactly 30 cents ($0.30 USD). One of them is NOT a nickel. What are the two coins?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter is not a nickel.
What Colour?
Q: i live in a bungalow, the carpet is green, the walls are blue, the cieling is blue, the clock is highon the wall and yellow with spikes, there is a lamp with a thick brown stand and a green lamp shade.what colour is the stairs?
A: there are no stairs, its a bungalow
Buckets
Q: If you put me in a bucket of water the bucket will become lighter. What am I?
A: I am a hole.
Death From Punch
Q: A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die? Please note that he did not add the poison. Also, nothing was added to punch after he left.
A: There was poison in the ice, but since the guy drank it first, the ice hadn't been melted yet. As the party went on, the ice melted and and the poison was released, and then people died
WHY
Q: A MIDGET GOES TO WORK EVERY DAY AND LIVES ON THE TOP FLOOR OF HIS APARTMENT WHICH IS THE 30TH FLOOR WHEN HE COME FROM WORK HE CATCHES THE ELAVATOR TO THE NINT 15TH FLOOR AND WALKS THE REST OF THE WAY EXEPT FOR WHEN ITS RAINING THEN HE TAKES THE ELAVATOR ALL THE WAY UP WHY
A: CAUSE HE HAS AN UMBRELLA TO REACH UP TO THE 30
Rain That Dries
Q: My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?
A: A volcano.
Has A Tounge But Can't Talk
Q: What has a tounge, can't speak but can walk?
A: A shoe
The Chicken
Q: I know this is pretty lame, but i wanted to add something so:- WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?????
A: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Children
Q: a mother has children. all of them are green eyed but 2,all of them are blye eyed but 2 and all of them are brown eyed but 2. how many children does she have?
A: 3
Bertha Gets Away With Murder
Q: Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
A: She was a hurricane.
Lily Pads
Q: There is a pond with lily pads in it. Every day the amount of lily pads in the pond doubles. (2,4,8,16,32, etc.) If on the 30th day the pond is completely full, on which day was it half full?
A: The 29th because every day it doubles!
Eggs
Q: A rooster is sitting on a fence and the wind is pushing him to the left. The rooster was also leaning into the wind facing right. The rooster layed a egg, so what way will the egg roll?
A: roosters dont lay eggs.
Johnny What Are You Holding?
Q: The teacher says, OK class who can tell what I'm holding? Its red and hard. A little boy named Johnny said I know its an apple. Nice try says the teacher. But its a ball. OK next one, What am I holding? Its sozt and yellow. I kno, Ikno sad Johnny. Its a stufed animal (duck). No sorry Johnny thats not it. Its a tennis ball, but I like the way you think. So Johnny says, OK teacher it my turn. What am I holding? He puts his hand in his pocket and says its hard and round and has a head. Johnny go to the princibles office right now young man. Johnny says what did i do? Then she says you know what you did, now go!! He stod up and walk to the door. He said, Its not what you think, but I like the way you think. What is it?
A: Its a quarter.