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Whats The Colour
Q: Wat COLOUR SLEEVES ARE ON THE VEST ?
A: vests dont have sleeves
Crossing The Equator
Q: Sally is traveling by ship from south of the equator to the north. She has a nice little cabin with a bathroom, but no window. Sally has no compass nor other instruments. Just the general luggage one brings on board a long cruise. Yet, without leaving her room or talking with anyone, Sally will be able to tell when the ship has crossed the equator. How?
A: Sally can fill the sink and watch it drain. When the water reverses direction when going down the drain, she will know they have crossed the equator.
I Accompany Life
Q: I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
A: I am your hair.
Spies Eyes
Q: What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
A: Spy-focals.
What Common Phrase Is This??
Q: botimettle
A: time in a bottle
Its Not Yummy <(-*_*-)> :( But Really Fun!! <(*_*)> :)
Q: What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
A: A pack of cards.
I Am
Q: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place...What am I?
A: I am E
Pit Of His Stomach
Q: I saw a creature: his stomach stuck out behind him, enormously swollen. A stalwart servant waited upon him. What filled up his stomach had travelled from far, and flew through his eye. He does not always die in giving life to others, but new strength revives in the pit of his stomach; he breathes again. What is he?
A: Bellows.
Plane
Q: A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Which side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico?
A: You don't bury survivors.
Killer
Q: There is a round house on the hill, in the house a mother and father and daughter live there. The mother and Father go out for a party, they come back the daughter is dead. They ask the butler,cook, and maid who killed the daughter. The maid said i was cleaning corners and the butler says i was helping make dinner. The cook says i was making dinner. Now who killed the daughter?
A: The maid because they live on a round hill and you can't clean corners.
Egg Head! (part 2)
Q: A chicken lays an egg on a four sided roof. Which way does the egg fall?
A: Down.
Bee!
Q: sssssssssssssssssssssssss
A: ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
DRIB (BIRD)
Q: WHAT BIRD CAN LIFT THE HEAVIES WEIGHTS?
A: a CRANE
What Color Are They?
Q: There is a one story house. The walls are blue, The furniture is green, the appliances are red, the grass is orange, the trees are brown, the ceiling is yellow. What color are the stairs?
A: If it is a one story house, there are no stairs.