Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
What Am I?
Q: I'm usually slimmy and sticky, Soft but bummpy, Bright and dull, I love to eat what bugs me and sometimes I live in a hole......what am I?
A: A Frog
Jazz
Q: You are in a clothes store with no doorand you have a bag. How do you get out?
A: You dont.
Justice!
Q: forever foe to what is wrong, men rage if i be lost by theft; i am what justice works to bring, And all you have when nothings left
A: Rights
Funny
Q: If someone told a guy named bob, (who was almost late for school) , " you're just in time", what was bob's reponse?
A: No, actually my name is Bob.
Solve The Mystery
Q: a man was found dead in his appartment how did he die? (the answer is in the riddle)
A: the man walked over to the window tripped over the wire off his television, and stumbled around the appartment for some time, trapping his hand in the toaster, he knocked into his table and some stamps stuck to him, by now he had a very sore toe so hopped around on one foot untill his knee cap came out by this time the appartment was covered in blood and on fire due to the high concentration of vodka in his blood (wheather this was the cause for the tripping we will never know)he thaught the fresh air will do his toe and bloody knee some good so he hopped over to the window and fell out down 75 stories on to a post box (his spine snaped in half) due to the stamp being on him and him on the post box. the post man looked him up and down and could see no address ('odd' he thaught) so he was returned to sender and crushed throught his tiny post box.
Near The River Who Am I?
Q: I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am I?
A: clay
Slow
Q: If a man carried my burden, He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.
A: A snail
What Can Run
Q: What can run but never walks? Has a mouth but never talks? Has a bed but necer sleeps? Has a head but never weeps?
A: A river- a river runs has a mouth when it meges into the sea Has a river bed and has a head at it's mouth
How Could This Be?!
Q: A famous Itialian composer born in Febuary 1792,wrote the opera "The Barber of Seville".He died shortly after his 18th birthday at the age of 67!How could that be?!?!
A: He was born on Febuary 29,1792, a leap year. He only had a birthday every fourth year!
Whats The Colour
Q: Wat COLOUR SLEEVES ARE ON THE VEST ?
A: vests dont have sleeves
Crossing The Equator
Q: Sally is traveling by ship from south of the equator to the north. She has a nice little cabin with a bathroom, but no window. Sally has no compass nor other instruments. Just the general luggage one brings on board a long cruise. Yet, without leaving her room or talking with anyone, Sally will be able to tell when the ship has crossed the equator. How?
A: Sally can fill the sink and watch it drain. When the water reverses direction when going down the drain, she will know they have crossed the equator.
I Accompany Life
Q: I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
A: I am your hair.