Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Its Not Yummy <(-*_*-)> :( But Really Fun!! <(*_*)> :)
Q: What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
A: A pack of cards.
I Am
Q: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place...What am I?
A: I am E
Pit Of His Stomach
Q: I saw a creature: his stomach stuck out behind him, enormously swollen. A stalwart servant waited upon him. What filled up his stomach had travelled from far, and flew through his eye. He does not always die in giving life to others, but new strength revives in the pit of his stomach; he breathes again. What is he?
A: Bellows.
Plane
Q: A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico. Which side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico?
A: You don't bury survivors.
Killer
Q: There is a round house on the hill, in the house a mother and father and daughter live there. The mother and Father go out for a party, they come back the daughter is dead. They ask the butler,cook, and maid who killed the daughter. The maid said i was cleaning corners and the butler says i was helping make dinner. The cook says i was making dinner. Now who killed the daughter?
A: The maid because they live on a round hill and you can't clean corners.
Egg Head! (part 2)
Q: A chicken lays an egg on a four sided roof. Which way does the egg fall?
A: Down.
What Color Are They?
Q: There is a one story house. The walls are blue, The furniture is green, the appliances are red, the grass is orange, the trees are brown, the ceiling is yellow. What color are the stairs?
A: If it is a one story house, there are no stairs.
What Am I
Q: i swim,i holar,i can get on peoples nerves other times people watch me and they gather in big herds.what am i.
A: a whale
What Am I?
Q: If you share me you don't have me, but if you have me you haven't shared me. What am I?
A: A secret
Lights And Switches
Q: There are two rooms. One has three lights and the other has three switches. Bob starts out in the room with the switches. He is alone. He can not see the room with the lights. Once he leaves the the switches room, the door closes and locks. How does Bob figure out which light goes to which switch?
A: Bob turns on a light, leaves a light off, and turns on the light for a few minutes and then turns it off. He leaves the room and sees a light on and two of them off. He touches the two lights to see which is warm and which is cool.