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Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code

I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"

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Killer

Q: There is a round house on the hill, in the house a mother and father and daughter live there. The mother and Father go out for a party, they come back the daughter is dead. They ask the butler,cook, and maid who killed the daughter. The maid said i was cleaning corners and the butler says i was helping make dinner. The cook says i was making dinner. Now who killed the daughter?

A: The maid because they live on a round hill and you can't clean corners.

Egg Head! (part 2)

Q: A chicken lays an egg on a four sided roof. Which way does the egg fall?

A: Down.

Bee!

Q: sssssssssssssssssssssssss

A: ssssssssssssssssssssssssss

DRIB (BIRD)

Q: WHAT BIRD CAN LIFT THE HEAVIES WEIGHTS?

A: a CRANE

What Color Are They?

Q: There is a one story house. The walls are blue, The furniture is green, the appliances are red, the grass is orange, the trees are brown, the ceiling is yellow. What color are the stairs?

A: If it is a one story house, there are no stairs.

Wet And Dry

Q: What gets wetter as it dries?

A: A towel

What Am I

Q: i swim,i holar,i can get on peoples nerves other times people watch me and they gather in big herds.what am i.

A: a whale

What Am I?

Q: If you share me you don't have me, but if you have me you haven't shared me. What am I?

A: A secret

Lights And Switches

Q: There are two rooms. One has three lights and the other has three switches. Bob starts out in the room with the switches. He is alone. He can not see the room with the lights. Once he leaves the the switches room, the door closes and locks. How does Bob figure out which light goes to which switch?

A: Bob turns on a light, leaves a light off, and turns on the light for a few minutes and then turns it off. He leaves the room and sees a light on and two of them off. He touches the two lights to see which is warm and which is cool.

Test Your Luck

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A newspaper,It's white with black printing and read when used.

What?

Q: Silver but not silver copper but gold you use it every day but who would know

A: spoon

Numbers

Q: why is six afraid seven?

A: Because seven eight(eat) nine.

Weird

Q: i am here although im not, u can hear me through the trees that rot, i am clear, i am strong, though some days i can really pong!

A: Air

Lotta Legs

Q: What walks on 3 legs when its old? Walks on 4 legs when it is a baby? Walks on 2 legs in between? What am I?

A: A human. ( When they're old they walk with a cane, which is the 3rd leg, and babies crawl, so they're walking with 4 legs. )

What Is It?

Q: I got it in the bush. When I got it, I could not find it. The more I looked for it, the more I couldn't see it. I took it home in my hand because I could not find it. What is it?

A: A splinter