Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
How Do You Get Out Of
Q: how do you get out of a room with no windows, no doors, but only a mirror and a drawer?
A: you look in the mirror you see what you saw, you use the saw to cut the drawer in half then but, the two halves together which make a whole, jump out the hole and your out.
I Dont Know The Title My Boss Told Me The Riddle And I Want To Know Tha Answer
Q: ok there is a plane crash and only 1 survivor. and there are 2 tribes on the island. and one tribe tells the truth the other lies. so he was walking down a path and there was a fork in the road and a native standing their. one way leads him to sure death the other to safty. he can only ask the native 1 question to find out but the thing is he dont know if he is with the truth tribe or the liar tribe. so the question that he ask has to be one that no matter if it is true or false he will know which way to go.
A: i need to know the answer
That Don't Make No Sense At All!
Q: You are in a bricked up room. The only other thing in that room is a table. How do you get out?
A: You scream until your throat is sore (saw), you then use the 'saw' to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole (hole), then you get out by climbing through the 'hole'
Soccer Players
Q: Why did the coach give his players lighters?
A: they lost all their matches.
What Am I?
Q: I kill everything slowy but i have no mouth or stomach What am i?
A: I am Time
Brain Tease
Q: What is lighter than air, floats on water and a thousand men can't pick up?
A: a Bubble
Clean Man's Face
Q: One day there was a train with only two passengers,one on each side, the train went pass a cave and ONE of the man's face got dirty. However it was the man with the clean face who washed his face, why?
A: The man with the clean face saw the dirty face on the other man and assumed that his face was dirty too, but the man with the dirty face saw the clean face, so he didn't wash it.
Cut Along The Tracks
Q: Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is about to run you down. As it happens, if you had gone the other way, you would have reached safety just before being run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving?
A: The train is moving at 40 miles per hour. Imagine that a friend is walking with you. When the train whistle blows, you head away from the train, he heads toward it. When he reaches safety, you will be 6/8 (or 3/4)of the way across the bridge, and the train will have just reached the bridge. For the train to cross 4/4 of the bridge in the time you cross the remaining 1/4, the train must be moving four times your speed.
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR WORDS?
Q: Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
A: Wrong.
Well Do You?
Q: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
A: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Horses In Stables
Q: How can you get 9 horses in seven stables?
A: Put the nuber and letter in each stable. 9/h/o/r/s/e/s
Men
Q: A man who cannot talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He showed motions of brushing his teeth and bought it home. Another person who was blind wanted to buy sunglasses. How does he show that he wants to buy sunglasses?
A: He talks because I never said that he cannot talk!
The Highest Mountain On Earth
Q: Before mount everest was descovered what was the tallest mountain on earth?
A: Mount Everest-it just hadn't been discovered
Green
Q: Iam green if you cut me open i will bleed if you eat me and spit me out i am black. What am i?
A: a watermelon.