Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR WORDS?
Q: Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
A: Wrong.
Well Do You?
Q: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
A: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Horses In Stables
Q: How can you get 9 horses in seven stables?
A: Put the nuber and letter in each stable. 9/h/o/r/s/e/s
Men
Q: A man who cannot talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He showed motions of brushing his teeth and bought it home. Another person who was blind wanted to buy sunglasses. How does he show that he wants to buy sunglasses?
A: He talks because I never said that he cannot talk!
The Highest Mountain On Earth
Q: Before mount everest was descovered what was the tallest mountain on earth?
A: Mount Everest-it just hadn't been discovered
Green
Q: Iam green if you cut me open i will bleed if you eat me and spit me out i am black. What am i?
A: a watermelon.
The One Thing
Q: There is one thing. If you do this for other people, you will go to the devil. If you do this for yourself, you will go to God. Rich people want this. Poor people have this. If you eat this you die. What is it?
A: Nothing.
Detective Work
Q: With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out? 11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112
A: 11 is a race horse 12 is one too 11 won one race 12 won one too
What Room ??
Q: what room has a no windows no floor and no walls and no door?
A: a mushroom
Elaphant
Q: what time is it when an elaphant falls on a fence.
A: Time to get a new fence
Men , Women , & Dogs
Q: What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?
A: Shake hands
Gravity
Q: Sharp as a dagger, clear as glass, if I should fall, you should let me pass.
A: Icicle
Hardest Riddle In The World
Q: I turn polar bears white and i make u cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celeberties look stupid and normal people look like celeberties. I turn pancakes brown and make your chapane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop
A: dont know the answer. if you know let me know