Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
The One Thing
Q: There is one thing. If you do this for other people, you will go to the devil. If you do this for yourself, you will go to God. Rich people want this. Poor people have this. If you eat this you die. What is it?
A: Nothing.
Detective Work
Q: With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out? 11 is a race horse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112
A: 11 is a race horse 12 is one too 11 won one race 12 won one too
What Room ??
Q: what room has a no windows no floor and no walls and no door?
A: a mushroom
Elaphant
Q: what time is it when an elaphant falls on a fence.
A: Time to get a new fence
Men , Women , & Dogs
Q: What is it a man stands up to do, a woman sits down to do, and a dog holds out his leg to do?
A: Shake hands
Gravity
Q: Sharp as a dagger, clear as glass, if I should fall, you should let me pass.
A: Icicle
Hardest Riddle In The World
Q: I turn polar bears white and i make u cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celeberties look stupid and normal people look like celeberties. I turn pancakes brown and make your chapane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop
A: dont know the answer. if you know let me know
What Am I?
Q: I am a prisoner trapped and i cant escape but i have glipses of daylight but only when my master is being rude also i am quite long aswell as being slimy my main objective in life is to deal with food. What am I?
A: Tongue
I Am
Q: Riddle me this riddle me that the answer to that is the question to this. Wot am i?
A: I am a riddle!
Family
Q: 2 sons and 2 dads go fishing, at the end of the day they catch 3 fish and ea. eat's only 1. the fish are not divided or cut in any way, they ea. eat a whole fish. How?
A: there's a grandfather, a dad, and a boy. The grandfather is the father of the dad and the dad is the father of the boy. the dad is the son of the grandfather and the boy is the son of the dad.
Exploding Bridge
Q: There is a bomb on a bridge. It will go off in 17 seconds. There are four people on one side of the bridge. It is night time and they only have one flashlight. They need to cross to the other side of the bridge for safety. However, only two people can cross at one time while carrying the flashlight. Every time two people cross, one has to go back with the flashlight and two more can cross and so on until all of them are on the other side before the bomb explodes. One person takes 1 second every time he crosses the bridge once. The second person takes 2 seconds, another takes 5 seconds, and the last person takes 10 seconds to cross. In what order did they have to cross the bridge to survive before the bridge explodes in 17 seconds?
A: The person who takes 1 second to cross the bridge crosses with the person who takes 2 seconds. So two seconds already passed. The 1 second person goes back so now its three seconds that passed. He gives the flashlight to the person who takes 10 seconds and the person who takes 5 seconds to cross. So now its a total of 13 seconds that passed. The person who takes 2 seconds goes back and comes back with the one second person making the total time 17 seconds.
She Will Never Give Birth
Q: Pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth.
A: Full Moon