Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Sunk Boat
Q: One night, a man and a woman went to a boat dock and got into a boat then they saw a sign saying only 2 people on a boat at a time or the boat will sink.and the boat sank why?
A: because a knight a man and a woman went onto the boat
Vitality
Q: You do not notice me, but I am vital to your survival. Some people fret about me, others do not care, but I am holing up where I am. What am I?
A: The Ozone Layer. Most people don't care about it, democrats whine about it, republicans don't care, and there are holes developing in it.
Shining Light
Q: Object Round Seen at night It shines and shines With borrowed light
A: The moon
Trapped!
Q: There was this intelligent burglar,He got caught by these police men.The Burglar was trapped in this steel room.No doors,no windows. There was only a chain saw and a piece of wood.What did he do?
A: Cutted the wood in half,Put them togetther to make a hole
Let's Jabber
Q: I have a tongue but cannot talk. I have a soul but am not alive. What am I?
A: A shoe
Whatz The Name?
Q: Jimmy's mother has three sons. The oldest is named David. The second oldest is called Brendan. What is the youngest one called?
A: Jimmy, because in the beginning of the riddle it said Jimmy's mom
Gollum!
Q: A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid?
A: An egg.
Have It
Q: If you know it, you have it. If you dont know it, you dont have it.
A: A secret
Try Me
Q: What bug is a D after you C it?
A: B explanation- a b c d the b is d after c.
Blood Thirsty
Q: Ripped from my mother's womb, Beaten and burned, I become a blood-thirsty slayer, What am I?
A: Iron ore.
M Eat B
Q: i start with a B and end in a A monkeys eat me and i am yellow what am i
A: B.A.N.A.N.A
Just Another Riddle
Q: I start with an E and end with an E and only have one letter. What am I?
A: An Envelope
Survival Skills
Q: You are stranded in a cabin with one match. There are an oil lamp, a fireplace and a furnace. which do you light first.
A: The match
ROSTER
Q: There is a house. Now at the top it slants north and south. A roster comes by and lays an egg which way will the egg roll
A: Rosters dont lay eggs