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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people. 1) They are going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol 2) I am going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

To make one raindrop of water, it takes approximately a million cloud droplets

In the United States, ice cream is sold the most on a Sunday

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

Being a self-taught developer is almost the same as being a cut neck chicken because you have no sense of direction in the beginning.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.