If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Mar 8, 2023, 4:00 PM
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
Mar 7, 2023, 3:18 PM
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// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
Mar 6, 2023, 3:11 PM
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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Mar 3, 2023, 3:10 PM
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Mar 2, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
Mar 1, 2023, 3:10 PM
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Feb 28, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Documentation is like sex:
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing...
Feb 27, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
Feb 26, 2023, 3:10 PM
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What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?
I would tell you....
But I don't compare apples to oranges.
Feb 25, 2023, 3:22 PM
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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Feb 23, 2023, 4:11 PM
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Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Feb 22, 2023, 3:10 PM
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Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.
Feb 21, 2023, 3:10 PM
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My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Feb 20, 2023, 3:11 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
Feb 19, 2023, 3:10 PM
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