@kiwi

And to everyone involved: @oren, @engineerrunner, etc, thank you for your organizing/participating in this election. May the best waster of money win.

Greetings, wasteof.money.

Time is running out, even more so than usual.

I feel it’s only fair if I cease with the election updates at the same time that oren does. So to recap, here’s just a small sample of what you’re getting by choosing KiwiLate2025:

1. Continued silliness, with an increased focus on seriousness when necessary.

2. Pay-what-you-want waffles. Heavy emphasis on the “what-you-want”. That means free.

3. The resurrection of Redboxes across Wasteoftopia, which are now blue and dispense advice in addition to movies.

4. An exclusive drawing of a worm wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone, courtesy of @late. Perfect for framing and displaying prominently in your house to acquire the admiration of your friends.

5. A warm fuzzy feeling knowing you’ve successfully engaged in unusually civil democracy.

6. Even more: https://wasteof.money/posts/6869b01d3f164e109a02960f

While some of the other candidate’s promises can definitely be achieved without needing to be president and are just being locked behind paywalls, a lot of our promises we simply can’t do without access to wasteof.money’s national budget (or lack thereof).

If you want to see someone embrace a title for like two weeks and immediately forget about it, vote for someone else. But if you want to see actual year-long commitment, not just to the bit, but to the profession of being president of wasteof.money, vote for KiwiLate2025.

https://bit.ly/kiwilate2025

As your president, we hereby promise that towards the end of our presidency, we shall indeed do Gangnam’s style, as late has promised. Whatever that means or entails.

However, we can only embarrass ourselves for your entertainment with your vote!

Vote now. Save silliness. Save seriousness. Save wasteof.money.

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

Long live the Auri Administration, the finest President wasteof will ever have.

Don’t let the presidency become a total loss - vote KiwiLate2025 while you still can to save wasteof!

Don’t just pick the silly choice, pick the smart choice.

election.wasteof.me/vote

to show how dedicated i am to this election, here’s a cat reveal

if elected, i promise to do another cat reveal for my other cat

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

statement

A few days ago, when this campaign started, me and my running mate @late made a simple campaign promise: put us in office, and we’d release a PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video that Late randomly sent me a long time ago on Discord for reasons that are still unexplained.

Now, as the election comes to a close, we’d like to present wasteof.money with a small snippet of what could have been…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw2omHi58fk

or what could be, because there’s still some time left to vote for us! To see the rest of this very epic gameplay, vote KiwiLate2025.

…and I was gonna keep this a secret until now, but one thing we didn’t tell wasteof was that Late gave me a second PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video. It’s arguably the better one, though that is a matter of opinion. We’ll release that one in its entirety if you vote for us.

https://bit.ly/kiwilate2025

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

a lot of stuff has been said during this election so here’s my two cents on everything:

I hate to initiate another yapfest, but a good president actually responds to controversy instead of sweeping it under the rug.

First of all, I never ran the Kiwi party in the first place. Them becoming extremist terrorists was something I was completely unprepared for and had no involvement with.

Secondly, you’re right about that, thrat did murder and murder is bad. I hereby cut all ties with thrat.

Thirdly, vote for the candidate that doesn’t accuse random candidates of terrorism because of circumstances beyond their control. Vote for Kiwi.

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

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