@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
i happened to be passing through the area recently so here’s me at the adult swim headquarters
“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
i was at church this one time and one of the hymns included the word “late” and for a second there i was like “no way my church made a @late reference???”
i liked mark rober’s videos but it annoys me that they’re clearly turning into mrbeast with a slightly lower budget in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator
channel drift isn’t limited to television apparently
was talking with @owl and i’m trying to decide - if i were to invent a religion, would i call it Kiwiism or Kiwitology?
when I first saw this post i had slow intranet and the emoji hadn’t loaded yet so all i saw was
i my girlfriend !!!!!!
my girlfriend !!!!!!i got my commission! my very cool new profile picture was made by audacyti - would absolutely recommend her services!
I just commissioned someone for the very first time!!
specifically i commissioned one of my friends to draw me a very cool piece of art to use as my profile picture across the internet going forward! idk when it’ll be done, but it looks like the days of dendyfromokkoletsbeheroeslookingmildlydisappointedatyou.jpeg will be over soon
i am now on discogs so if you want to stalk my weird tastes in music you can now do that i guess