tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.

getting dragged back to australia soon, will consider it a presidential diplomatic mission
once again, will keep you guys updated on whether or not it actually exists
go follow cami pls they are very cool and epic
“Apple iPod Review: Plays Music!”
Is it just me who finds this video title hilarious

Like yeah Marques… that’s kinda the point
literally 1984
apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said

deleted an old embarrassing post of mine so that i can announce that i’ve reached the funny post count times 10 without ruining it
this will be released (at the absolute latest) on september 28, hope someone likes it :D
spent the entire day working on my next scratch animation/youth advisory board application and finished around two minutes total… which is good considering animation takes time, and i’d only finished around a minute before today
if i keep working at today’s pace, i’ll be able to turn it in before the deadline, i think. here’s to hoping!
spent the entire day working on my next scratch animation/youth advisory board application and finished around two minutes total… which is good considering animation takes time, and i’d only finished around a minute before today
if i keep working at today’s pace, i’ll be able to turn it in before the deadline, i think. here’s to hoping!
joe pera talks with you feels like therapy in television form, massive respect to adult swim for putting the entire show on their website for free
guys help my invader zim funko pop (notice the lack of plural, implying there’s only one, which there is and will always be) suddenly subdivided in front of my very eyes and now there’s another one, idk what happened
also my credit card says i spent $15.00 at the exact moment this happened??? i have no idea what’s going on here, help
also i have a sudden interest in waiting a month for this to happen again, which makes no sense! why am i eagerly awaiting for more dumb plastic to show up in my house and more money to get stolen…
worth mentioning i think the majority of funko pops are dumb, the only reason i’ve got these (i mean THIS, because there’s only one of them) is that invader zim is one of the few franchises that doesn’t look terrible in funko pop form
but in any case, help!!11!
