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@kiwi

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sorry for the abruptness, but i gotta disappear from the internet for a few weeks to take care of some irl obligations that were scheduled before this election even happened. here’s what that means election-wise:

  1. in the event that me/late are crowned the winners of the election following vote verification, @late has agreed to temporarily assume the presidency and share our victory speech on my behalf until i’m back, then we can do a real inauguration later or something idk how you guys want to handle this

  2. and in the event that we lose, @late will share our concession speech and we’ll all… uh… move on with our lives i guess

  3. either way, try not to burn the place down while i’m gone!

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since when did the horton hears a who movie have such an amazing soundtrack

i hate apple!!!1! they make an appbillion dollars every year, yet they can’t afford to support 41-year old hardware?!?!😤😤😤😡😡

iOS 19 will not be available on the Apple Lisa.

yeah sure, like that’s gonna happen

Another video game is in development.

#savespongebob 😭😭😭

i tried playing balatro after watching the game awards

all i can say is, HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS GAME EARLIER.

i’m not into solitaire/poker, but wow it’s fun

it kinda gives me tetris vibes, like the concept is so simple and fun i don’t understand how nobody had thought of it earlier

i still don’t exactly understand how everything works, but it’s fun regardless, i recommend checking it out!

i still have my passport from kart kingdom, the mmo-type platformer game that pbs kids used to have! i joined during the beta in 2015 and it was one of my favorite games on the website. i was pretty sad when 2020 rolled around and they announced it’d be closing! oh well… at least i have the memories.

my thoughts on the game awards

1.) they didn’t announce the highly anticipated concord 2: 2 con 2 cord :(((((((((((((

2.) astro bot won game of the year :))))))))))))))))))

3.) i don’t have a ps5 so this doesn’t affect me :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

…yep, that aged horribly

this screenshot is either going to age EXTREMELY well or EXTREMELY horribly (definitely the latter)

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this screenshot is either going to age EXTREMELY well or EXTREMELY horribly (definitely the latter)

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VERY IMPORTANT LEAK:

I can confirm with my very legitimate sources that at The Game Awards tonight:

  1. There will be games.

  2. There might be awards.

  3. Take this with a grain of salt, but I’m hearing that one of the games nominated for Game of the Year is going to win the award.

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the nintendo alarmo received an update yesterday adding mario kart 8 deluxe alarms

today, i was just using my computer like normal, when suddenly i heard what sounded like my computer fans spinning unusually loudly, at a volume that sounded like they were gonna explode. for two whole seconds, i feared that my computer was about to just die on me.

and then i realized that was just my alarmo making car noises. ._.

finally made an account on the thing

https://darflen.com/users/kiwi

…i don’t think that’s jeffalo