@kiwi

to show how dedicated i am to this election, here’s a cat reveal

if elected, i promise to do another cat reveal for my other cat

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

statement

A few days ago, when this campaign started, me and my running mate @late made a simple campaign promise: put us in office, and we’d release a PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video that Late randomly sent me a long time ago on Discord for reasons that are still unexplained.

Now, as the election comes to a close, we’d like to present wasteof.money with a small snippet of what could have been…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw2omHi58fk

or what could be, because there’s still some time left to vote for us! To see the rest of this very epic gameplay, vote KiwiLate2025.

…and I was gonna keep this a secret until now, but one thing we didn’t tell wasteof was that Late gave me a second PaRappa the Rapper 2 gameplay video. It’s arguably the better one, though that is a matter of opinion. We’ll release that one in its entirety if you vote for us.

https://bit.ly/kiwilate2025

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

a lot of stuff has been said during this election so here’s my two cents on everything:

I hate to initiate another yapfest, but a good president actually responds to controversy instead of sweeping it under the rug.

First of all, I never ran the Kiwi party in the first place. Them becoming extremist terrorists was something I was completely unprepared for and had no involvement with.

Secondly, you’re right about that, thrat did murder and murder is bad. I hereby cut all ties with thrat.

Thirdly, vote for the candidate that doesn’t accuse random candidates of terrorism because of circumstances beyond their control. Vote for Kiwi.

https://election.wasteof.me/vote

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folks who voted for @tallpeter: your vote has unfortunately been disqualified due to his untimely death. you can now vote for any of the other candidates.

that said, if you choose to vote for you-know-who, you’ll have an important part to play in my plan to honor his very tall legacy.

https://election.wasteof.me/vote (thanks esben for the link) (thanks @siliconecb_ for the link, thanks @esben for clarifying it wasn’t him who set up the link)

and to prove how committed i am to getting to the point already, in the near future i’ll be remaking my campaign promises document to use as few words as possible

vote for the candidate who’s no longer using 500-sentence yapfests to get people to vote for them! vote KiwiLate.

bit.ly/kiwilate2025

i used up my word count for the month the other day so i’ll keep this one short

vote for me and i’ll press charges against thrat for his 360 mlg noscope

here’s a cool picture i took of the fireworks where i live:

here’s another:

From one presidential candidate to another, I am so incredibly devastated by the shocking news of @tallpeter’s death.

This is a massive loss for not just tallpeter’s friends and family, but also for the tallest people out there, of which of course there are none, because we are all short in comparison.

I have a plan - a parting gift, if you will - to honor his very tall legacy, but to respect his family during this troubling time, I will not reveal this plan at present. However, I can assure wasteof that I feel that my plan is what he would have wanted, and my plan will be able to occur regardless of the outcome of this election.

My thoughts are with TallPeter’s friends and family. May he rest in peace, in the tallest grave there is.

vote for me, and i’ll announce the completion of one of our campaign promises through minecraft’s webdisplays mod

actually, we’ll announce the completion of two campaign promises through minecraft’s webdisplays mod