@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
i fail to understand the appeal of stanley cups
like, of all the things we could have turned into status symbols, we decided to go with an overpriced water bottle? really?
only five accounts, huh?
that’s not a whole lot, but i guess this is the calme before the storm…
…i’ll let myself out
BREAKING NEWS:
this just in, an alarming amount of namemc accounts have been hacked by someone named “calme”
PhoenixSC - YouTuber
Geuder - Mojang Staff
FruktHamster - Mojang Staff
Mynckey - Map Maker
PurpleCrystal02 - Map Maker
All of the accounts have emerald rank meaning that Calme has spent money for this attack.
More information coming soon.
i’ve done it.
i finished my playthrough of every main route in the masterpiece that is undertale.
here’s the valuable life lessons the game has taught me:
“just because you can fight the funni skeleton man from the memes, doesn’t mean you should fight the funni skeleton man from the memes.”
“next time, play games blind.”
i tried using a vr headset yesterday and when I took it off i had an inception moment where i couldn’t tell what was real
comment on this post and i’ll make chatgpt write a response to your comment
(nothing inappropriate and no images)
i know nobody asked, but in the unlikely event that someone might in the future, i think i should clear something up.
a few accounts with "kiwi" in the name are being created on wasteof and then following me. i’ve been playing along with the joke because i think it's pretty funny, but promise i do not own these accounts at all and they aren’t being created by me to boost statistics. @kiwi is my only account. if i ever were to have an alternate account, i’d specifically say so on my profile.
finally bought undertale and i’m about to play it for the first time in 2 years
i’m gonna avoid the fandom this time around though :P
i finally did it
i finally watched megamind
i think this is the first time a dreamworks movie has made me question who the victim really is
out of all the quotes veggietales has given me, the one i use the most is “personally i found it riveting, full of flawed characters and classic american humor 
”
uhhhh, there’s this weird @evil-kiwi guy that just showed up on wasteof…
i have no affiliation with him! don’t take him seriously! if he offers you candy in his white van then grab the candy quickly and get out!
for some reason on both max and hulu/disney+, the descriptions for some of the episodes in the last season of regular show are laughably vague and nondescript.
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thanks to @evil-kiwi for being my 50th follower!
…wait, should i be thanking him…?