@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
don’t listen to him, i did not free hundreds of birds from zoos. he’s crazy!
yeah… definitely…
bought trombone champ on steam while it was on sale
this may compete with bye-bye boxboy as the best five dollars i’ve ever spent on a video game
top 1 emojis that i didn’t even know existed and never would have used if not for just now when i accidentally found it:
as your secretary of state, i’m pleased to reveal the really cool logo @auriali made me!
that is all for today’s announcement. keep on doing your normal human activities, and i’ll ensure the waffle tax stays low.
cartoon network’s website has shut down and now redirects to the max website
this really is the dark age of warner bros animation or something
to clarify since a few people are saying they still see them:
the company shut down, and all the kiosks are expected to be removed from stores
however, the shutdown was very recently, so don’t expect every kiosk to wink out of existence immediately. it might take a while before they finally cease to exist.
apparently redboxes, those dvd rental kiosks you’d find at pharmacies, stopped existing like a month ago
and nothing of value was lost
apparently redboxes, those dvd rental kiosks you’d find at pharmacies, stopped existing like a month ago
and nothing of value was lost
there is no easter bunny
there is no tooth fairy
and there is no herobrine spawner or aether portal
bIrTh oF a lEgEnD riGhT hErE GUys
tHiS StAtEmEnT iS sO oRiGiNaL anD wOrtHy oF iNtErnEt pOiNtS
as your secretary of state, i can confidently say that we are not keeping any secrets from you guys. we’re honest about everything, and will never try to steer you from the truth. the earth is definitely round, australia does indeed exist, and there are no underground lizard people. you’re welcome
…where’s the other five?
markovmoney, don’t leave me hanging like this! i need answers!
Six funny comebacks:
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