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. . . how long is it going to take them to notice?

Pariki: “ . . . ”

Pariki: “. . . the news is in. That ‘after-market’ attachment for the node wasn't a coarse metal collar. It was a beaded necklace.”

Pariki: “In a philosophical scenario, I coined a dragon wearing a necklace as a symbol of personality beyond what most people see. One such dragon being killed symbolizes ignorance and unwillingness to learn of the dragon’s true self. But choosing to deface the necklace . . . is an even more atrocious gesture. Doing so would indicate that you have your feet firmly planted in prejudiced beliefs and downright refuse to believe that the dragon is anything else.”

Icelandic Waters: *does a Drippitune impression*

Pariki: “We've done unspeakable things. May the Voice forgive us.”

Icelandic Waters: *FPBBBHH* “Do you remember what happened the last time we made-believe? I don't remember exactly what happened, but it wasn't pretty!”

Whatever happened to Analdis after he got bitten in the neck by a beaked dragon . . . at least it had a happy ending.

Icelandic Water Dragon: *watches a 458.2MB video file that I recorded for sentimental archival purposes and intend to broadcast on RW-570 at some point, given that I manage to sufficiently re-encode it*

Icelandic Waters: “Given that they're all echoes, the purpose and reason behind the green node is in question. My best guess is that it's an external power source of sorts. Given the way it responds when it gets broken off, there might also be active bodily circulation in it. But I'll need more time to theorize about it if I'm going to put together the pieces.”

Pariki: “What if this is more of a Close to Me scenario; an unwilling creature being misused and getting rapidly snapped in and out of corruption? That disorientation after the node is broken could be a sign of a mindset snap. Its retreat after gathering its bearings is just it freaking out from being dished. And the collar that the node hangs on is clearly after-market. If it was made for this purpose, the node would be fused with its body, if not inside.”

Icelandic Waters: “I told you, it's just a null-echo with a fresh coat of paint to hide the black/purple base texture. And from a development logic perspective, breaking the node off the skin would be a little too gory. You're just in denial about killing it, okay?”

Pariki: “. . . but . . . if it’s an echo, where's the real creature?”

Cantiviler: “Who are you?! Where's my juice?!”

The only thing that I’m going to spoil is that Pariki’s beloved Naydra A. doesn’t exist, and B. was completely A-OK! I also found a softlock in the final boss: if you press ZL at the start of the underwater intermission between the first and second phases, a target will appear on an invisible object. If you bind and pull on that object, the screen will black out and display a prompt to spam A, softlocking the game until it is closed and reopened.

This is the first time I've caught the Icelandic Waters rapidly making plans like this since the Submerged Superstructure / Bitter Aerie incident . . .

Pariki: *sees someone's artwork* “My beloved Haku! You're so beautiful!”

Icelandic Water Dragon: *silent approval*

Icelandic Waters: “OK, here's the plan. After going to bed, we monitor the ATV channel for a few minutes to see if it's still in use. If it isn't, good. If it is, then it isn't like he's actively checking the history for misplaced entries. Tomorrow morning at 7, once the floor is clear, we-”

Icelandic Water Dragon: “Whoawhoawhoa, slow down. What exactly are you planning to do?”

When I first got the Rhythm Doctor level editor, I tried to chart Sukide. However, I couldn't get it properly calibrated. Given that I have since managed to calibrate songs with decimal BPMs, I'll take a second attempt at charting it tomorrow.

I just remembered these cryptic storyboards that I broadcasted on RW-570. I should get back into making these, but the stuff that I'm making in Colubrine Sector these days can't really be properly visualized outside of an AI image generator.

How to freak out Pariki 101: put a dragon in danger.

Icelandic Water Dragon: *reading TLoZ:EoW dialogue out loud* “They have appeared in Eldin Volcano, Faron Wetlands, and Holy Mount Lan-an—n-m-n-“

Pariki: “Oh no. Oh dear. Naydra, my beloved, are you okay?!“

Icelandic Waters: “Umm, aren’t those three locations where all three of the immortal dragons are?”

Pariki: “Oh dear, oh dear . . .“ *panicked breathing*

Five minutes later…

Rhoam: “Those three locations connect to the Prime Energy — a source of power beyond our understanding, left behind by the goddesses.“

Pariki: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Me: *paces on screened-in back porch while being pummeled with wind and rain through the screen*

Local Weather Forecast:

!! SEVERE WEATHER WARNINGS !!

SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY: Moderate threat, take action within next hour
TORNADO WATCH: Extreme threat, take action in near future; expires 8pm
FLOOD WATCH: Severe threat, take action in near future; expires 27.A
TROPICAL STORM WARNING: Severe threat, take immediate action

Icelandic Waters: “Playing in the gentle breeze and bouncing with the bumblebees . . .”

EMBER TWIN PROJECT UPDATE - 9.25.A

- "Marziana": outsider. Copied from the Akkala Citadel thread.
- "Nana": {9653 62669}
- "Kemi": name reused. Also used as a temporary name for Kas.
- "Kas": {9653 78336/36737377/6662724} [%953]
- "Kimkim": {9653 62437378268}
- "Shisa": {348374368 96864 9653}
- "Kestana": {662639 56697}
- "Kytasha": {2668437 9653 62437378268}
- "Trissana": {2668437 2747862728}
- "Isha": {9653 2668437/227382537}
- "Idi": {9653 24453}

While browsing my Nintendo Switch’s screenshots and recordings out of boredom, I found a recording of an interesting account, found in No Man’s Sky.

SECURE MAINFRAME // SV OIGASH HAULER
PERSONAL CAPTAIN'S LOGS FROM COMMANDER KEKE
-=-=-=-

DATESTAMP 1.701.7 :: What to say about the specimen? It came from a
private collector, a part of some family for centuries.

We only had to feed it once a year. It didn't need light or water.
All it needed was conversation, though it showed no signs of
understanding. We have been commanded to sell it.

DATESTAMP 1,577,7 :: There are many ways to profit from a lifeform.
Exploit its labour, consume it, process it for chemicals. Other
creatures are purely for entertainment.

This entity... it is none of them. It doesn't move. It doesn't sing
or dance or bleed. It just listens.

DATESTAMP 1,738.0 :: All it took was ignoring it. All it took was a
month alone in that cold and the dark, until we found its value...

DATESTAMP 1,790.9 :: The creature has laid an egg. Even as I record
this log, the crew prepares to cut it open...

SEVERE INCIDENT STATUS DETECTED
LOG SECURITY OVERRIDDEN BY CADET SPESS

Someone needs to make a browser extension or userscript that applies the substitutions listed in the three Substitutions xkcd comics, plus the force → horse and keyboard → leopard substitutions displayed elsewhere.

https://xkcd.com/1288/ • https://xkcd.com/1625/ • https://xkcd.com/1679/