any time i type the word boring
this plant emoji shows up in my autocorrect
what did the poor plant do to you
how else will my 0.0004238753 square meter apartment fit my 752 children
the urge to illegally expand an apartment using galvanized square steel, expansion screws borrowed from my aunt, and eco friendly wood veneer
ever think "time to have a peaceful sleep" but then you remember that one cringe thing you did 5 years ago
2 truths and a truth
i ate a kitkat last night
i ate a kitkat last night
i ate a kitkat last night
i find it really funny that all the other planets are named after greek/roman gods/godesses and then earth is just another word for dirt