@oren

I'm so focused on the future that it's weird to look to the past

Dude, looking at my old posts makes me feel so weird. It's like, I'm a different person, and yet still the same.

I think there's a cycle on here that rotates ever week or two, between being really good, fun posts and content, and really boring filler stuff

Introducing @jeffalo: The Master of Madness on Money-Wasting Mania!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and bear witness to the tyrannical reign of Jeffalo, the self-proclaimed ruler of a world where sense and sensibility go to die. In this realm of extravagant spending and monetary mayhem, Jeffalo's rule is absolute, and dissenters are silenced. But wait, there's more! Jeffalo has recently set his sights on an unsuspecting victim: none other than the infamous Windows 8. Prepare for an epic tale of censorship and confusion!

The winds of change have swept across Jeffalo's fiefdom, and whispers of an impending technological revolution are in the air. With great disdain for anything logical, Jeffalo has decided to censor the noble Windows 8, the operating system that dared to be different. Who needs innovation when you can have chaos, right?

Gone are the days of user-friendly interfaces and intuitive design. Jeffalo, in his infinite wisdom (and utter lack of taste), has declared Windows 8 a threat to his extravagant reign. The audacity of simplicity! How dare an operating system prioritize functionality over flashy gimmicks and unnecessary complexity?

Windows 8, with its controversial tile-based Start screen, dared to challenge the status quo. It allowed users to efficiently navigate through their applications and settings, provoking the wrath of Jeffalo. "How dare they make sense!" he cried, his extravagant robes billowing in a dramatic fashion.

But fear not, fellow citizens of Jeffalo's money-wasting paradise, for the ruler has devised a plan to rid the world of this abominable innovation. Any mention of Windows 8 is now strictly forbidden. Jeffalo's minions scour the depths of his domain, swiftly deleting any discussion, reviews, or even nostalgic reminiscences of this wretched OS.

In a stroke of genius (or lunacy, depending on who you ask), Jeffalo has decided that only Windows 95 and Windows Vista shall be recognized as the supreme embodiments of operating system glory. Who needs stability, security, or a user-friendly experience when you can revel in nostalgia and frustration?

But the citizens are not taking this assault on their technological freedoms lying down. Underground forums, hidden from Jeffalo's watchful gaze, have sprung up. Brave souls who dare to reminisce about the days of Windows 8 gather in secret, sharing their stories of seamless navigation and modern features. They long for a world where sanity reigns supreme.

So, dear friends, as Jeffalo continues his despotic rule over a land of financial debauchery and lavish expenditures, remember that even in the darkest corners, the spirit of Windows 8 lives on. Let us join hands, metaphorically speaking, and resist the censorship that threatens to rob us of technological progress and basic common sense.

May the forces of reason prevail, and may the day come when Windows 8's legacy can be celebrated openly once again. Until then, let us unite in the face of adversity and continue to waste our money in the most extravagant and nonsensical ways possible, for that is the true essence of Jeffalo's realm!

One thing I want to mention guys: Oren is my name, and it’s capitalized. It’s not written as oren. It’s written as Oren.

I see people write it lowercase a lot, so I just wanted to mention that.

I've listened to Onset like 15 times

The music industry is so boring Rn. Just a bunch of overrated artists. The only good album coming soon is Utopia, and even Travis is a bit overrated

I’m so excited for the future, it’s coming too slowly but too fast at the same time

there’s a bunch of stuff that I want to post but then I think about it and i’m like “that’s super arrogant and prideful, how about not”

no hate to wombat, but someone unlike this post so that onset can be on the top of monthly trending

man I love spatial audio

Scratch lore is something else smh

3 people named Oren were U.S. Congressmen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oren

It’s like, I’ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!