me explaining to the IRS agent how I ‘accidentally’ committed felony tax fraud
nobody wished me luck so i did badly
wow it's time for my german b1 test
please wish me luck i need it
bold of you to assume that twitter isn’t diet wasteof
Public transportation sucks so badly in America i have to discount tweet about it
i sleep better knowing that my fanfic version of the prequel trilogy is better written than the actual prequels
“i have eaten the plums that were in your icebox
and which you were probably saving for breakfast
forgive me, they were delicious
so sweet and so cold”
-This is just to say, William Carlos Williams
is that your hotness on a scale of 1 to 10 or is it your brain cell count
look mom im trending on a website that 10 people use
a wise man once said “yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, ooh! black and yellow! let’s shake it up a little”
a wise man once said “yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, ooh! black and yellow! let’s shake it up a little”
how doth the little @auriali
improve her shining squares
and pour the vibes of tame impala
on every folding chair
how skillfully she seems to meme
how hasty she eats pants
and welcomes cringy scratchers in
with lengthy essay rants