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@perrin

professional dingus
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it’s that time of year when you can feel spring’s arrival in your sinuses

i would commit felony insurance fraud for a Klondike bar

bold of you to assume i car about either ratios or my legacy on this godforsaken website

how does it feel to know that you’ve not only failed to ratio @daily_news, but now your legacy on this site will continue as the man who posts too much and didn’t like the most liked post on wasteof. you’re a disgrace to this community, @perrin.

don’t care didn’t ask

BREAKING NEWS:

@perrin HAS NOT like the most liked post on wasteof.

This is UNACCEPTABLE and we WILL NOT stand for it!

source: https://api.wasteof.money/posts/613762eb7fe2392cf2811c09/loves/perrin

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don’t care didn’t ask

BREAKING NEWS:

@perrin HAS NOT like the most liked post on wasteof.

This is UNACCEPTABLE and we WILL NOT stand for it!

source: https://api.wasteof.money/posts/613762eb7fe2392cf2811c09/loves/perrin

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Beef jerky is just spicy edible leather

the new correct plural of goose should be goose

mmm yummy chessbrugger

nerd

The better you get at math, the better calculators you get to use.

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they say you are what you eat but i don't remember eating a disgrace to society

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im so full from eating the skin of my enemies

if i were a contestant in squid game I would simply eat the squid

just found out that coolth is a word like how warmth is and now I must spread this cursed knowledge unto the world

old spice pure sport gang

my official senior yearbook quote is “‘God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished’ -Brian David Gilbert”

zamn these Ritz® crackers are bussin