my official senior yearbook quote is “‘God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished’ -Brian David Gilbert”
“ios users punching the air rn” -me, an ios user
So I may or may not be in the process of building a small native Android app for wasteof.money 
oh to be Michael Reeves’ pet goldfish; living in luxury and clowning redditors at the stock market
ayyy let’s go micah joined
wasteof.money is legit - don’t know how I didn’t find it sooner, but it’s got to be my favorite social platform now. All we need now is for it to be open-sourced - looking at you @jeffalo 
hey girl are you a cash register because I want to steal your insides to fuel my gambling addiction
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