@perrin

for lunch tomorrow I will eat argentina

true chads use papyrus to write their papers

i bet I could kick Weezer’s collective ass

me explaining to the IRS agent how I ‘accidentally’ committed felony tax fraud

bold of you to assume that twitter isn’t diet wasteof

i sleep better knowing that my fanfic version of the prequel trilogy is better written than the actual prequels

what if salmon could play baseball

holy schnitzel

“i have eaten the plums that were in your icebox

and which you were probably saving for breakfast

forgive me, they were delicious

so sweet and so cold”

-This is just to say, William Carlos Williams

feeling juicy rn

my pfp is saved in my computer as “hell yeah.jpeg”

ranibow sprimkle

is that your hotness on a scale of 1 to 10 or is it your brain cell count

look mom im trending on a website that 10 people use

a wise man once said “yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, ooh! black and yellow! let’s shake it up a little”