hey guys i just invented the sequel to bugroot it’s called bugfruit it’s purple and shaped like a wide pear
hey guys i just invented a new vegetable it’s called bugroot it’s basically a sweet greenish turnip
oh to be a dolphin residing peacefully in a cranberry bog in southeastern Massachusetts. unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
how dare you post my private affairs on this website for all 7 of its users to see, this is an invasion of privacy and you will hear from my lawyer
i want a poster of toad on a skateboard holding a piña colada with a quaint Spanish coastal villa in the background signed by jimmy buffet himself
gonna start a petition for @jeffalo to make a crowd-funded version of wasteof called wasteof.real.money so the acronym for the site can be worm
“The year’s at the spring
The day’s at the morn
The morning’s at 7:00
The hillside’s dew pearled
The lark’s on the wing
The snail’s on the thorn
God’s in his heaven
Burrito’s unbanned
All’s right with the world”
-Robert Browning
what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?