i volunteer to keep nessie in my bathtub as a pet
I am gonna drink all the water out of Loch Ness. That Loch Ness Monster idiot won't know what hit him when he has no water to swim in.
It’s Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley you uncultured hack
heathen + touch gold + you have the bubonic plague
i met a traveler from an antique land who said
two vast and trunkless baby seal leather boots lie in the desert,
near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies
whose frown, and petty gawk, and sarcastic pouting lips
tell that its sculptor well those passions read
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
the face that mocked them, and the heart that fed
and on the pedestal these words appear:
“NO MAIDENS?!?!?!”
nothing beside remains
round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level sands stretch far away
i met a traveler from an antique land who said
two vast and trunkless baby seal leather boots lie in the desert,
near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies
whose frown, and petty gawk, and sarcastic pouting lips
tell that its sculptor well those passions read
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
the face that mocked them, and the heart that fed
and on the pedestal these words appear:
“NO MAIDENS?!?!?!”
nothing beside remains
round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level sands stretch far away
for my firstborn baby’s gender reveal party I would simply not engage in an act of biological warfare
my text posts are chock-full of gmo’s because nothing matters and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway so who cares at this point
if I die at least i’ll die knowing that I was funnier than family guy
if you ever feel sad just remember that you’ll never be as aerodynamic as a lobster and you will feel much worse